Positive Thought for Today

[Anonymous]

“Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration.”
Edison

 

[Anonymous]

Merial is one percent saliva and ninety-nine percent semen.
-Holmes

 

[Anonymous]

What is 97% imagination and 3% realization?




That would be your "raise".

But please, we need a 34% growth for 2008.

 

[Anonymous]

Rumor has it that the men did quite well on their "merit" increases, compared to similar "merit" increases for the women. I'll sit here and wait for the man bashing feminist bullshit comments, and all along you'll sit there and wonder if it's true. Praise to the penis.

 

[Anonymous]

May be true, but is the .10 percent difference really worth bitching about?

 

[Anonymous]

So you're saying that if a man got a "very good" rating and a woman got the same rating, the man is getting a higher percentage? Sounds fair to me. We have to put up with a ton of crap from you women, so why shouldn't we be compensated at a higher level.

 

[Anonymous]

Excellent point, we (women) only have to put up with you (dicks) .

 

[Anonymous]

Does anybody know how or who decides what % increase an individual gets? Is this dick-tated (pun intended) by upper or district mgr?

 

[Anonymous]

Both, they are all DICKS!

 

[white buffalo]

....but my car is runnin outside right now.....

 

[Anonymous]

I would jump in it then and hit all of the accounts in your area today. Vets are running out of interceptor and sentinel.

 

[Anonymous]

Positive Thought---Get rid of RGL---VERY POSITIVE thought!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Who is RGL?