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Please just make the announcement of Layoff next week!

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Agree with the statement it’s next week as one of the fire side chats inferred the plan was to keep dragging it out to get people to quit to save on severance packages

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What happens if you are a dei candidate and accepted position at another company but have not given notice yet? Do we get the free money
I bet all those that posted their unearned p club awards in southeast already have
Jobs but not quitting yet. You wanna bet on it. Good luck you lazy losers!
 




















Coming live from The Vanderbilt Room at Mendham Mansion

I have analyzed multiple options for moving Biogen Forward. Michel and I have agreed on the best path forward for ourselves. Let me share our wisdom.

In these tough unpredictable times created by cms, international regulatory bodies, and covid #superspreader ( but not our terrible no good leadership and decisions), we have to remain competitive for our talent. Therefore effective immediately, Michel will get a raise to 25 million. After all, we are the best wholly neurology company valued at less than 30B and he has provided invaluable decisions. As his agent, i will also receive a 20 percent raise. As you might imagine from the height of the ceiling in this room, my heating bills are quite large. Self care is important as we have all heard.

As for the thousands of employees on this call, we will be laying off over 10 percent of you. Congratulations on persisting through the misery to receive a package. Your bravery is astounding and makes my heart grow 2 sizes bigger. Ginger has ensured that each person impacted will receive 3 sets of branded Biogen blue pajamas.

Any words that you would like to add Michel? No ok... He must be speechless from your generous sacrifice to fund his salary.

With that, thank you and goodbye. Please wait for your call and our wisdom.
 
























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