Pleasantly surprised

[Anonymous]

I have to admit, I am actually finding this job to be pretty decent now. It's good to change things up. No complaints here.

 

[Anonymous]

Wanna pet my unicorn?

 

[Anonymous]

I have to admit, I am actually finding this job to be pretty decent now. It's good to change things up. No complaints here.

I agree, things are looking brighter!!

 

[Anonymous]

I agree, things are looking brighter!!

My unicorn drinks kool-aid

 

[Anonymous]

Not to be rude, but you and your unicorn probably aren't going to be happy anywhere. That being said, you should definitely try to find another place to work if you can't appreciate this gig.

 

[Anonymous]

Not to be rude, but you and your unicorn probably aren't going to be happy anywhere. That being said, you should definitely try to find another place to work if you can't appreciate this gig.

Blow me

 

[Anonymous]

Blow me

I doubt anyone would want to blow you! So take your unicorn and go stick it!

 

[Anonymous]

I doubt anyone would want to blow you! So take your unicorn and go stick it!

Then how bout' you blow my unicorn, twinkie. Mmmmm! Tasty unicorn spooge.

 

[Anonymous]

Then how bout' you blow my unicorn, twinkie. Mmmmm! Tasty unicorn spooge.

Dude, your one sick F@##! This is not a porno cafe, Find somewhere to score with your pet unicorn!