Pipeline - Bright Future







Here is a guaranteed pipeline. Top secret, tell no one, okay?

LESS FOOD ===> LESS DIABETES LESS HEART DISEASE LESS CANCER
MORE EXERCISE ===> LESS DEPRESSION LESS PSYCHOSIS
LESS DIABETES LESS HEART DISEASE LESS CANCER LESS DEPRESSION===> FREEDOM FROM BULLONEY MAHONEY MALONEY MARONEY HARVARD PHD_ARONI
 












http://www.lilly.com/pdf/Pipeline_Slide.pdf

We all need to stop being so negative with how we talk about our company. I mean look at how deep and prosperous our pipeline is. We lead the pharmaceutical industry in this catergory and will blow the competition alway in the years to come! Long live LILLY!

Now this is the same Hypeline that hasn't produced a blockbuster in 10 years, right? The one where every drug that has made it to market has underperformed to all expectations. So we are to believe that all those drugs still in the pipeline are going to be different from all the previous ones, like EFFIENT. What a freakin joke. We can't produce results but we can produce HYPE that claims the results are coming in the future. A future which continues to be moved out further and further into never-never land. Fool me once .....
 






Here is a guaranteed pipeline. Top secret, tell no one, okay?

LESS FOOD ===> LESS DIABETES LESS HEART DISEASE LESS CANCER
MORE EXERCISE ===> LESS DEPRESSION LESS PSYCHOSIS
LESS DIABETES LESS HEART DISEASE LESS CANCER LESS DEPRESSION===> FREEDOM FROM BULLONEY MAHONEY MALONEY MARONEY HARVARD PHD_ARONI

now all you have to do is get people to eat less, eat healty food and excercise, put out the cigarettes and moderate alcohol. Good luck, people are lazy and want thier pills to do the work.