Piggly Wiggly to purchase AMS

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The wildly successful grocery chain has made an offer to purchase AMS for an undisclosed price stating that their strategy is to expand their frozen food and non-perishables sections to include slings, penile implants and possibly some fibers. "We see AMS as a great synergistic fit to our evolving fresh fruit offering" states their leader, Charlie the Tuna. "Now that AMS has a retropubic sling, they will dethrone our Charmin product line for premium shelf space" Charlie goes on to say. Piggly is confident that the markets will react favorably when they reopen next week. "Just you wait" he adds. "It was a difficult decision between Post’s Honeycomb Cereal and Charmin, but we feel really good that our customers are asking for these products and we want to be way ahead of the holiday rush." "Gotta run" he states.
 






I now see the strategy in the whole Piggly Wiggly affair. We need direct to patient activities and many of our patients are obese, are drawn to junk food and eat. With the patient profiling and the synergies that come from it, I'm surprised Giant or Albertsons aren't creating a bidding war. It's all finally making sense. If now, we could just package products that looked appealing, like Raisin Bran, we could sell more slings.
 












Piggly Wiggly is downsizing in their home market of coastal SC. They did sell a number of their stores to rivals for cash so they might be able to deal. Ahhh the synergy of the South's finest fried chicken and implantable dick pumps...
 






Anonymous said:
The wildly successful grocery chain has made an offer to purchase AMS for an undisclosed price stating that their strategy is to expand their frozen food and non-perishables sections to include slings, penile implants and possibly some fibers. "We see AMS as a great synergistic fit to our evolving fresh fruit offering" states their leader, Charlie the Tuna. "Now that AMS has a retropubic sling, they will dethrone our Charmin product line for premium shelf space" Charlie goes on to say. Piggly is confident that the markets will react favorably when they reopen next week. "Just you wait" he adds. "It was a difficult decision between Post’s Honeycomb Cereal and Charmin, but we feel really good that our customers are asking for these products and we want to be way ahead of the holiday rush." "Gotta run" he states.
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This has about as much credibility as any other post on these boards. 8 people viewing in the middle of the day, this company has a serious distraction problem.
 












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, this company has a serious distraction problem.
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Correct. This is what our customers think when one day we offer buy 3 get 3 free slings. The next day- no sorry. 80 Days after than hey remember that 1 time offer good news its back!

Problem: Why do sales suck?
Solutions: distract the customers into buying heavily discounted products

The unintended consequece: Customers expect deep discounts. It becomes more difficult to forecast sales. Reps lose their jobs executing a poorly conceived business strategy.

Boston Sci is laughing at this mess.
 






Anonymous said:
Correct. This is what our customers think when one day we offer buy 3 get 3 free slings. The next day- no sorry. 80 Days after than hey remember that 1 time offer good news its back!

Problem: Why do sales suck?
Solutions: distract the customers into buying heavily discounted products

The unintended consequece: Customers expect deep discounts. It becomes more difficult to forecast sales. Reps lose their jobs executing a poorly conceived business strategy.

Boston Sci is laughing at this mess.
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Everyone is laughing and crying. And before you bash me over the head contacting senior management about the terrible morale is worthless. Everyone cares but no one can change the fact that we are on life support. There is no trust and once you've lost the trust its over.
 






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