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Photo of Pope Francis Meeting With Kim Davis
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Vagitarian
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- Vagitarian Oct 04, 2015 at 04:43: AM
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Funny, he's backing up all over the place now.
Here's a good Catholic joke:
As a man prepares to tee off on the first hole, a second golfer approaches and asks if he may join him.
The first man says he usually plays alone, but agrees to a twosome.
They're even after the first few holes, so the second guy says, "We're evenly matched, so how about playing for five bucks a hole?"
The first guy says that he's not much for betting, but agrees to the terms.
The second guy wins the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they walk off the course, the second guy is busy counting his $80. He then confesses that he's the pro at a neighboring course.
Then the first fellow reveals that he's the local Parish Priest.
The pro is flustered and apologetic, and offers to return the money.
The Priest says, "Keep your winnings. I was foolish to accept your bet. "
The pro says, "How can I make it up to you?"
The Priest says, "Come to Mass Sunday and make a donation. If you bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them.”
Here's a good Catholic joke:
As a man prepares to tee off on the first hole, a second golfer approaches and asks if he may join him.
The first man says he usually plays alone, but agrees to a twosome.
They're even after the first few holes, so the second guy says, "We're evenly matched, so how about playing for five bucks a hole?"
The first guy says that he's not much for betting, but agrees to the terms.
The second guy wins the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they walk off the course, the second guy is busy counting his $80. He then confesses that he's the pro at a neighboring course.
Then the first fellow reveals that he's the local Parish Priest.
The pro is flustered and apologetic, and offers to return the money.
The Priest says, "Keep your winnings. I was foolish to accept your bet. "
The pro says, "How can I make it up to you?"
The Priest says, "Come to Mass Sunday and make a donation. If you bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them.”
Drug Dumper
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- Drug Dumper Oct 04, 2015 at 12:40: PM
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The Archbishop who "arranged" that meeting is about to be fired by the Pope too. Apparently, he was not aware of it until it happened.
Vagitarian
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- Vagitarian Oct 04, 2015 at 04:37: PM
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So Pope Francis has me confused. He says here he reaffirms the loving union between a man and woman for procreation. I like that. He says he disapproves of homosexuality. I could care les what someone else does, just don't make me do it. But is he ruling out consensual threesomes, full swaps and orgies - that are just for sexual enjoyment among consenting adults? IF so, Jeez Frank, you're no fun!
http://news.yahoo.com/pope-opens-synod-calls-welcoming-church-no-gay-103913964.html
http://news.yahoo.com/pope-opens-synod-calls-welcoming-church-no-gay-103913964.html