Patty the Axe 2.0

[anonymous]

With sluggish sales to start the year and the apparent botched adolescent indication for Adbry, it looks like more cuts will be needed to support this hoax of an IPO. My guess is the bloated training department is next. We have 3 remote training managers for Christ’s sake and no one to train. Meanwhile, we have 2 internal trainers in the home office doing nothing but twiddling their thumbs. Seems that this is low hanging fruit ready to be chopped from the tree by Patty’s faithful axe. Matter of fact Patty and her axe kind of remind me of George Washington chopping down his father’s cherry tree. Maybe Patty will then run for president in 2024? At least she knows how to get things done unlike our current president (Joe Biden) also know as the walking mummy.

 

[anonymous]

Most definitely Paul Bunyan and his faithful blue ox will be consulting with Patty to make sure the axe she wields will indeed hit the right target. It certainly connected with Gary, Eddie, and Amanda. And let’s not forget the RBD demotions / reassignments. It’s time for all those remote training managers who are at home watching the Price is Right and passing gas on the couch cushions face a bit of reality.

 

[anonymous]

Patty will not need her axe anytime soon. We are getting our pediatric indications by the end of this quarter and Richard Smith promised us all much gold at the end of the rainbow, just like the mystical leprechaun form the stories I was told from my childhood about Leo Pharma. Godspeed my fellow lions, we are about to roar louder than any lion past, present, or future!