Freaking Job Shares! Here's what you get sweetheart:
1. Working 5-10 hours a week when you should be working 20
2. Get to stay home with Little Jimmy or Suzy.
3. Get free gas, free car working half to a quarter of the time the rest of us do.
4. Nice fat check that came last year for Women's lawsuit
5. Pulling up your skirt or showing off your boobs to the doctor instead of having any real disease state knowledge.
6. Stating how hard you work at DPMs. " Janie and I have come up with a Top 10 call list"
7. Being on the List of 100 greatest places to work for Moms list.
8. Having the ability to say " Well, I don't really need the job because my Hubby makes over $150K" While other folks out there that need a job should have yours.
9. Stating on Conference calls..." Well, Janie and I are creating a focused call list to really make an impact in the geography".
10. Taking credit for your drugs being over 100% when in fact its the other men/women in the pod who are busting their asses all day everyday.
11. Neither of you being at programs because it's "Not your day to work "