Our New Corporate Name

[Anonymous]

What will it be?
Astra Meyers
Astra Squibb
Bristol Zeneca
Astra Bristol
Zeneca Meyers
Astra Zeneca Bristol Meyers Squibb


I love it when you put your bristol in my astra and then squibb all over me.
Love Carrie B.

 

[Anonymous]

The only positive thing is that the reps will no longer need to pronounce 5 syllables when introducing their embarrassing company.

AZ and BMS will fork over 5 mil or so to a consultant to come up with a decent name, like Novartis did. Some ideas:

UsuryRX

Inflate-a-treat

Profitfirst

Pay us anyway

Lunchesfordollars

 

[Anonymous]

Titantic Pharma

 

[Anonymous]

What will it be?
Astra Meyers
Astra Squibb
Bristol Zeneca
Astra Bristol
Zeneca Meyers
Astra Zeneca Bristol Meyers Squibb


I love it when you put your bristol in my astra and then squibb all over me.
Love Carrie B.

Oh Yeah Baby! Talk to me Carrie!!

 

[Anonymous]

AsZeBrMySq = Mysqezas
P+honetically = My Squeeze ass
All the cool names that you pay millions to companies who figure this shit out sound either like Greek gods or Latin references from biblical times or like a term from physics class from senior year that leads us to this -

Miownasishuge.

 

[Anonymous]

FedEx and UPS are merging and they're naming the new entity FedUP

 

[Anonymous]

It ain't the name you want to worry about, it's the culture: http://www.911-classaction.com

Richard......KIMBLE

 

[Anonymous]

Call it what is is, and will be:

"The Shithouse Plus"

 

[Anonymous]

Decaycash

Extend and pretend

Moneyfirst

 

[Anonymous]

What will it be?
Astra Meyers
Astra Squibb
Bristol Zeneca
Astra Bristol
Zeneca Meyers
Astra Zeneca Bristol Meyers Squibb


How about: DoJ-Bristol-Zeneca

http://www.jameslynchehaun.com/the-dealers-story/

 

[Anonymous]

We all know it will be Bristol Meyer and Astra-who???

 

[Anonymous]

We all know it will be Bristol Meyer and Astra-who???

Bristol Meyer's Ass

 

[Anonymous]

AZ Swallows LLC

 

[Anonymous]

Azzhole Zene-uselessleadership-a !