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god i thought this would be a stable company- i am 39 years old -this industry is dead- going back to school-for what hotel management sociology- i am lost-may cousin petra said i should open up a dog kissing booth or maybe a sweet cat sandwich place-then i tried to sell my furniture to a serbian man who stole my girlfriend
 












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god i thought this would be a stable company- i am 39 years old -this industry is dead- going back to school-for what hotel management sociology- i am lost-may cousin petra said i should open up a dog kissing booth or maybe a sweet cat sandwich place-then i tried to sell my furniture to a serbian man who stole my girlfriend
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Great career opportunity selling snow removal equipment in Phoenix, AZ. Hurry and apply!
 






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Great career opportunity selling snow removal equipment in Phoenix, AZ. Hurry and apply!
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You should consider applying for the anal thermometer position that just opened up in the new sales division for Cephalon/Teva. They are looking for individuals who have zero empathy for human beings or employees. I believe the posting stated "Must be able to insert thermometer without lubrication and prefer rep. who enjoys watching others in pain". Essentially they are looking for a sadist - the main requirement for Pharma, banking, or oil company executives. Must not be a citizen of the United States to be considered. Looking only for those who are pure Capitalists and believe money is everything in life. I can't remember the exact posting, but I believe it said, "want those who will sell soul to devil for dollars". Must also bring knee pads to interview since perfunctory duties will include, "servicing executive management team", (gender is not a disqualification). Also prefer those with big lips who have lost their olfactory senses. The future is bright and I believe you will have a great shot at this position if you meet the above criteria. Of course there is always the second option. Quit pharma sales and get a respectable job!
 






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You should consider applying for the anal thermometer position that just opened up in the new sales division for Cephalon/Teva. They are looking for individuals who have zero empathy for human beings or employees. I believe the posting stated "Must be able to insert thermometer without lubrication and prefer rep. who enjoys watching others in pain". Essentially they are looking for a sadist - the main requirement for Pharma, banking, or oil company executives. Must not be a citizen of the United States to be considered. Looking only for those who are pure Capitalists and believe money is everything in life. I can't remember the exact posting, but I believe it said, "want those who will sell soul to devil for dollars". Must also bring knee pads to interview since perfunctory duties will include, "servicing executive management team", (gender is not a disqualification). Also prefer those with big lips who have lost their olfactory senses. The future is bright and I believe you will have a great shot at this position if you meet the above criteria. Of course there is always the second option. Quit pharma sales and get a respectable job!
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You must be in marketing.
 






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You should consider applying for the anal thermometer position that just opened up in the new sales division for Cephalon/Teva. They are looking for individuals who have zero empathy for human beings or employees. I believe the posting stated "Must be able to insert thermometer without lubrication and prefer rep. who enjoys watching others in pain". Essentially they are looking for a sadist - the main requirement for Pharma, banking, or oil company executives. Must not be a citizen of the United States to be considered. Looking only for those who are pure Capitalists and believe money is everything in life. I can't remember the exact posting, but I believe it said, "want those who will sell soul to devil for dollars". Must also bring knee pads to interview since perfunctory duties will include, "servicing executive management team", (gender is not a disqualification). Also prefer those with big lips who have lost their olfactory senses. The future is bright and I believe you will have a great shot at this position if you meet the above criteria. Of course there is always the second option. Quit pharma sales and get a respectable job!
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Sorry you either did not get hired, or got fired. Don't be so angry, it is not your fault that you are at such a disadvantage in the game of life.
 






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Sorry you either did not get hired, or got fired. Don't be so angry, it is not your fault that you are at such a disadvantage in the game of life.
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You may not like the message, but don't kill the messenger. Your conscious is killing you and that is a good thing. The other option is you have no moral fiber and you don't feel you are stealing. You are very dangerous if you fall into that category and you are the reason the country is failing. Hopefully you have not thought critically (a serious possibility since pharma reps are robots) and hopefully you will expand your thoughts and wake up. I doubt it, but if not you can sink with the pharma ship and you will be forced to change whether you like it or not.
 






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You may not like the message, but don't kill the messenger. Your conscious is killing you and that is a good thing. The other option is you have no moral fiber and you don't feel you are stealing. You are very dangerous if you fall into that category and you are the reason the country is failing. Hopefully you have not thought critically (a serious possibility since pharma reps are robots) and hopefully you will expand your thoughts and wake up. I doubt it, but if not you can sink with the pharma ship and you will be forced to change whether you like it or not.
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I am truly sorry that you have been dealt such a raw hand and inferior intelligence level. You will be much better off to start thinking about either trying to gain an education or learn a skilled trade. I understand how frustrating it would be to pump portable toilets out all day because you could not get that 2 year degree from Dumbfuck State Community College.

Hang in there.
 






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I am truly sorry that you have been dealt such a raw hand and inferior intelligence level. You will be much better off to start thinking about either trying to gain an education or learn a skilled trade. I understand how frustrating it would be to pump portable toilets out all day because you could not get that 2 year degree from Dumbfuck State Community College.

Hang in there.
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Really. I think given your angry beaver comments - you were dealt the raw hand. You hang in there and hopefully you will still have a job. If not, take your own advice and go back to school or become a plumber. Best wishes........
 






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Really. I think given your angry beaver comments - you were dealt the raw hand. You hang in there and hopefully you will still have a job. If not, take your own advice and go back to school or become a plumber. Best wishes........
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So sorry for you......so sad.....life is short.....but you have been short in everything. It will be okay, sun still comes up, and you are still left out.

It is not that people do not like you, it is that you have no talent or ability. I am not talking about your job.......
 


















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