The Evil Empire (Novartis), fight you must. Quitting Quietly, begin you must.
Fear NOT, the lies, the Empires speaks. Seek truth, and The Force, will be your guide.
The Dark Side, powerful it is, and considerable power it gives The Evil Empire. BUT. My Padawans, many are you. Together and united, only will you overcome The Dark Side and its Evil Empire.
Presently you must, do as the Jedis on planet Hollywood do: go on Strike, you must do. A great illness, across the Evil Empire’s reach, I see in the near future. Defenseless, The Dark Side will be. Only a weeklong illness, collectively, numerously, and simultaneously, will your light saber be.
Begin, Quiet Quitting, you must. Weekly, once a month, is what Master Yoda orders for you. The Dark Side, succumb they shall. Infuriate and angry, YES, they will be. Great pleasure will be yours. The Evil Empire will spout more lies to deceive you and placate you, to get you to come back to work. But, work you must not.
Believe NOTHING from the Evil Empire. Work as little as possible or work not at all, excellent choices both they are. Fear not, their lies. Be strong of mind you must. Metrics, RTEs, lies, propaganda, is all they know. Care of you, they do not. Lay you off, YES, they will.
The bloated and obsolete Death Star Dez, shall soon enter the Cardiovascular Galaxy. Destroy once and for all, the CV galaxy, The Evil Empire will do. This will happen, yes it will. Loose many Jedis and many Padawans, we will. But, The Force shall make it not easy for the Evil Empire. Many shall flee the CV Galaxy to other Galaxies, to continue the fight they will. Quiet Quitting, excellent choice it is. Collectively and simultaneously, will a sick-out be effective. Infuriate and frustrate The Empire it does. The joy shall be yours.
One week a month is what Master Yoda orders for you: 8/21, 9/11, 10/2, 10/30, 11/13, 12/11
October is joyous month, so TWO it gets.
Fear NOT, the lies, the Empires speaks. Seek truth, and The Force, will be your guide.
The Dark Side, powerful it is, and considerable power it gives The Evil Empire. BUT. My Padawans, many are you. Together and united, only will you overcome The Dark Side and its Evil Empire.
Presently you must, do as the Jedis on planet Hollywood do: go on Strike, you must do. A great illness, across the Evil Empire’s reach, I see in the near future. Defenseless, The Dark Side will be. Only a weeklong illness, collectively, numerously, and simultaneously, will your light saber be.
Begin, Quiet Quitting, you must. Weekly, once a month, is what Master Yoda orders for you. The Dark Side, succumb they shall. Infuriate and angry, YES, they will be. Great pleasure will be yours. The Evil Empire will spout more lies to deceive you and placate you, to get you to come back to work. But, work you must not.
Believe NOTHING from the Evil Empire. Work as little as possible or work not at all, excellent choices both they are. Fear not, their lies. Be strong of mind you must. Metrics, RTEs, lies, propaganda, is all they know. Care of you, they do not. Lay you off, YES, they will.
The bloated and obsolete Death Star Dez, shall soon enter the Cardiovascular Galaxy. Destroy once and for all, the CV galaxy, The Evil Empire will do. This will happen, yes it will. Loose many Jedis and many Padawans, we will. But, The Force shall make it not easy for the Evil Empire. Many shall flee the CV Galaxy to other Galaxies, to continue the fight they will. Quiet Quitting, excellent choice it is. Collectively and simultaneously, will a sick-out be effective. Infuriate and frustrate The Empire it does. The joy shall be yours.
One week a month is what Master Yoda orders for you: 8/21, 9/11, 10/2, 10/30, 11/13, 12/11
October is joyous month, so TWO it gets.