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After completing this course, participants will stay productive and view change as an opportunity for innovation and team building and embrace turbulent times with minimal anxiety.
 












I do not need my employer to play therapist for me. This change management module is ridiculous and insulting. Wasting 90 minutes of family time or personal time on trepugnantis repugnant. I am assuming we can't take Time Off Territory to complete the job task... right? So should I do this before 8a or after 6p?
 



I do not need my employer to play therapist for me. This change management module is ridiculous and insulting. Wasting 90 minutes of family time or personal time on trepugnantis repugnant. I am assuming we can't take Time Off Territory to complete the job task... right? So should I do this before 8a or after 6p?

Do it during business hours. Then sue them if they fire you for not being in the field from 8-6.
 






They won't fire you, they'll lay you off.

Yes, that's what I want! I can handle termination, too, at this point. Just get me out of this place. It was a good ride for many years, but those times have been gone for a long time now. I will take the first decent offer that comes my way or management will let me go. Either way, it's okay. A new opportunity awaits!
 



I am making your bank pal.
Yep, as a new hire, they gave me all your money.
Thanks. You didn't deserve it anyway.
Now leave so I can get more of your money and show you how to sell good products.
 



I am making your bank pal.
Yep, as a new hire, they gave me all your money.
Thanks. You didn't deserve it anyway.
Now leave so I can get more of your money and show you how to sell good products.

New reps are so cute. They join the company wide-eyed and think they'll produce a different outcome. In 6 months they'll seek how naive they were.