Okay, what happened to that revenue stream

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that was supposed to come from Imclone? Anyone associated with that stuff? After years of Lilly telling all of it's employees that everything they do is wrong, what we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is a case of ***********self-fulfilling prophecy*******************, it's true we can't do anything right!

Sorry about that.... do you want a reverse relo and 5 years of your life back?
 






It works thusly:

»»$$revenue$$--»»J£'s FatÅ$$høle--»»The Carbon Cycle

repeat until bankrupt. It's not so much too big to fail as it is too stupid to succeed. £ill¥-You Don't Matter®
 






All revenue streams are sucked into Léchèlîcker's gullet and are then šhat into the waiting mouths of the countless, redundant layers of VPs, Sr.VPs, ExecVps. JrSrExecVPs, ExecDirects, SubJrExecDirects, etc. who peck each other waiting for their regurgi-feast.
 


















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My personal revenue stream has never been better. I'm not sure what you are talking about.

JL
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Also, my latest profitability figures will be reflected in my bonus. It's all about me. I am the one who visited those doctor's offices. I am the one who went out to dinner with them. I am the one who...

took credit for your work.

JL
 






Anonymous said:
Also, my latest profitability figures will be reflected in my bonus. It's all about me. I am the one who visited those doctor's offices. I am the one who went out to dinner with them. I am the one who...

took credit for your work.

JL
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We appreciate all of your work with Efient, and the collaborations with Alkermes and Amylin. You rock our world!
 






Anonymous said:
We appreciate all of your work with Efient, and the collaborations with Alkermes and Amylin. You rock our world!
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You are the ultimate team player. Small- and mid-sized firms with a great chance of success are lining up to reap the "Lilly bump" which occurs when a reputable, morally outstanding firm is sure to curry favor with FDA.

Thanks for all you have done for us, especially us in senior management, who knew when to hold em and when to fold em, wink wink, nod nod, pink pinkie!
 






Anonymous said:
You are the ultimate team player. Small- and mid-sized firms with a great chance of success are lining up to reap the "Lilly bump" which occurs when a reputable, morally outstanding firm is sure to curry favor with FDA.

Thanks for all you have done for us, especially us in senior management, who knew when to hold em and when to fold em, wink wink, nod nod, pink pinkie!
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Indeed
 






Anonymous said:
Indeed
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How did it go with your "reverse relo" ... did they REALLY send you back whence you came? Ha ha ... I'll bet you originated in Cambridge Mass... Harvard Square ....

Still, it's a great idea. One that could easily bankrupt the company though. Hell is for the risk-takers who were foolish enough to relocate from Bumpkin, IN to Indy.
 






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