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New stupid Crestor TV ad

Anonymous

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Good lord, just when you think the Crestor TV ads could not be more moronic or childlike. They have a "low rider" themed Crestor ad of some woman dancing, playing softball and getting high fives. Can you imagine the patients going to a doctor and asking for that pill that makes you happy with the low rider theme? No wonder doctors think we are a joke because we are a bad joke. Somewhere in Wilmington the marketing clowns are celebrating their new break through TV ad and giving each other raises because of it. They have zero clue how out of touch they are and what a joke they are. If this wasn't so humiliating and pathetic it would be comical.
 












What is a low rider?
A low rider is an old American automobile slung on special hydraulic shock absorbers, so it rides very close to the ground, usually with tacky decorations such as fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror, or rhinestones and fake fur decorations, a lot of chrome sometimes, outrageous paint colors and upholstery, and painfully loud, deliberately imposing, overwhelming stereo systems that you can feel as well as hear from blocks away... Sometimes with special hydraulics that make the car bounce around. They are meant not for speed, but as extensions of the driver's machismo. In other words, a lot of money spent for something flashy and exaggerated, to compensate for a small penis.