How about: Fkvasellis AG
What ever name they come up with the crimes of Nofartus will not be forgotten or forgiven. When it emerged from the murder of two perfectly viable and beloved companies, Novartis (means new way of doing things in Greek and since it is in Greek they fucked everyone Greek style for those behind this nasty co are all fags) literally changed the bigpharma to worse all over the world. They invented the MSFMP (Multiple Sales Forces of Mass Promotion) that spread all over the bigpharma and resulted in insanity we had for over a decade. Now you who joined this and many other companies are being thrown out like pieces of shit with no regard for you as good and loyal employee, let alone as human being. Novartis also become a leading instigator of illegal, immoral, unethical and criminal behaviour in doing their durty biz. You were ordere to do that dirty work for them sometimes not even knowing you were braking the laws of your country. Sometimes you did know but what were you to do when you just got that wonderful job with "wonderful" co. you were led to believe.
This was all orchestrated from Basel under the watchful eye of the "doctor" who never was, Vasella himself.
So the company has been under his booth from very begining, thus the new name is so appropriate for it precisely reflects whot in reality it is: YOU WANT TO FUCK HIM BACK FOR ALL THAT HE DID TO YOU AND THE COMPANY IS IN FACT HIS. THUS "FKVASELLIS AG, BASEL, SWISSLAND.