Well whomever gets the job better have a lot of pink crayons. Chuck will soon take over the whole country. Chuck kicks ass and if anyone doubts it here are some facts found on his last employee review:
1. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck.
2. Chuck won American Idol using only sign language.
3. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck stories.
4. Chuck doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
5. Chuck won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
6. Chuck once got pulled over....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
7. Chuck doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
8. When Chuck pokes you on Facebook you can feel it.
9. Chuck had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
10. There used to be a street named after Chuck, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck and lives.
11. Chuck grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.
12. When Chuck rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
13. Chuck has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
14. Chuck does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Grosso.
15. Chuck has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
16. Chuck uses paper to cut scissors.
17. Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck can swim through land.
18. Chuck sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
19. Chuck once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
20. Chuck and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
