New competition for Ovide and its better!!

[Anonymous]

Did you see that spinosad, Natroba, got approved. Two 10 minute application of 10 mins, 86% efficacy. No stink, no flammability. What are management going to do about it? My ovide sales will fall even lower.

 

[Anonymous]

Management here - we have decided to initially ignore ther threat until after the damage has been done. We will then punish the field force and hold them accountable for the drop in sales, completely ignoring the actual cause of the decrease.
After this phase is completed, we will accidentally land on formulary and sales will increase. When that happens, we will finally as a symbolic gesture of our dignity and integrity as individuals, revoke any compensation that the sales force has earned as a result of any said increase in sales. We will do this around christmas, without explanation and without warning so as to completely screw up your personal lives.

Thank you for all you do,

Taro Management

 

[Taro Manager]

Also, only management can expense trips to Hooters. Field reps are forbidden to do so. In addition, only we can buy morning after birth control pills and pass them off as drug samples. Remember, since we can't increase profits, we will have to decrease expenses.