So, here's how it is. Monday and Tuesday were green. Unfortunately, after closing bell on Tuesday, I went to Jack in the Box to get a burger, and while sitting in the drive thru my car's Check Engine Light came on. For the past few months, it's been misfiring when idling, turning on the CEL, then the issue goes away after a while... I don't understand it. But anyway, all week, I didn't drive much, so the car would have been in CEL mode the whole time. The markets were also red those days. I do not think this is a coincidence. Well... unfortunately for you clowns, I just went for a nice long drive which managed to reset the sensors, so my car's CEL is now off. I know you won't believe me, but somehow my car engine's cylinder 1 sensors are controlling the stock market. I'm sorry, but that's just the facts. The engine is in a better mood now, and so this week will be neon green.