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Heard hotel ran out of toilet paper. Who shat b/f they could make it back to their room?
Lilly rep here headed to Opryland this week... Do you all think it was one thing in particular that started all of this? Dirty fruit/salads?? Or food on general?
Many consider the virus a gift to avoid sitting through painful slide whipping and self-aggrandizing. I would sign up for Norovirus at every meeting. In fact, I think their should be separate check-in table for those who want it.
It was Norovirus left over from those attending a trade show before we got there. Lots of people really sick. Lilly rep, if you have a choice, cancel. I bet there will be more sick people there this week.
Our corp HQ is now infected. Stock is sure to rise when investors realize there are no employees to screw up.
Heard there are shat drops on the floor in building 22.