My DM has a boner during field rides !



















OP here , not he's not black & it pokes his pants like a 2" pencil
Especially gross when he stands up. He will lean on the side of the car
until it goes away delaying our call time.
 


















Brake hard to avoid imaginary squirrel and reach arm over to DM as protective gesture, with well placed aim, resting hand and giving long knowing look ... hell it worked on my female DM , we had to have "special" coaching season all afternoon at the Hampton Inn.
 






Ewwwwww no way besides he's waiting for 72 virgins or something like that

Make it 71 and call it a day. Its better to sleep with your boss on company time than actually be a hooker in the field with stupid drs doing stupid lame messaging. Either way we are total hookers in this job or worse...so give him one less virgin to worry about. at least you will be useful for a few minutes..,.............maybe take that stupid blanket they give you to fold over your trunk when you are digging around scrounging for samples and lay it over the backseat and hit it....I know this sounds extreme and sleazy, but I promise its better than spending time being evaluated by suck up loser mgrs who are more fearful thatn we are of losing our jobs...