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Metabolic fast start

anonymous

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Did anyone notice anything interesting about fast start? First we had to cancel lots of lunches for the week to go to a last-minute meeting called fast start, that sounds like slowing things down. Our motivational speaker keeps breaking down on the stage and crying and using four letter words, that’s certainly motivational. We’re taken to a civil rights museum and told we need more diversity and sensitivity, not only is that insulting and untrue but also not very motivational. We’re told that a third of us will be let go by the end of June, that’s not very motivational. Our territories with our long-standing customers are jerked all around, now that’s exceptionally motivational. We’re told that the new management team is nothing like the old management team which we loved and work for, isn’t that motivational? We’re told there’s all kinds of new jobs for us but there aren’t, motivational?
So what are you thinking about your most motivational moments of the meeting?
Our beloved manager is now carrying a bag, demoted, that’s motivational.
So from New York we say Bah hum bug.
No let me go see 8.5 doctors today and 2.5 pharmacies.
 




I agree, it’s not good.
How about the home office people coughing and sneezing in the back of the room.
NSM is coming and we want to come and not miss it because we are sick, than you.
 








patetic answer lazy.
This is not the way motivate or work in this industry.
What ever happened to hard work and motivation?
I work a full day and work hard and so do most except you
 




patetic answer lazy.
This is not the way motivate or work in this industry.
What ever happened to hard work and motivation?
I work a full day and work hard and so do most except you

LMAO !!!!
Once my DM started calling me 'rank and file' figgered it was time to slow down. And now I work mor then 4 hrs a day and only do call-in on Friday. Boss still has not figgered it out. I love this place it is so low key and stress free now that I can milk it until the cows come home. Still get bonus $$.
 








LMAO !!!!
Once my DM started calling me 'rank and file' figgered it was time to slow down. And now I work mor then 4 hrs a day and only do call-in on Friday. Boss still has not figgered it out. I love this place it is so low key and stress free now that I can milk it until the cows come home. Still get bonus $$.

That’s pretty good most AbbVie Gi only work 1 hour per day.
 




That’s pretty good most AbbVie Gi only work 1 hour per day.

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The previous posts referring to slothful work habits are very disturbing to Leadership. We expect an honest day's work for the generous salary package you receive. Please refrain from such posts and celebrate the mega benefits of hard work!
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Nah the average is 3-4 hours. Also double on AbbVies time and dime selling pain cream.
My manager and HR is so clueless I'll never get snagged.

Well done double dipper. When you have enough bank, you should get into rental units on the side. You could manage tennants and property's while Abbvie pays you. Keep faking calls and you'll be fine ! Also try to order extra lunches and take them home, and use gas card for personal vehicle.

EX HR
 




I do agree with the beginning of this thread and what was portrayed at the fast start meeting in Atlanta. The rest of this thread are a bunch of losers who don’t work or who claim they don’t work. Everyone of my district works hard all day long, we’re glad to be here and glad to give it all. I hope all you losers go find other jobs.
 




I do agree with the beginning of this thread and what was portrayed at the fast start meeting in Atlanta. The rest of this thread are a bunch of losers who don’t work or who claim they don’t work. Everyone of my district works hard all day long, we’re glad to be here and glad to give it all. I hope all you losers go find other jobs.
Then you cant be in the NE region...if I even get 5 hours out of a rep then I'm ecstatic.