Hello Fellow Novartians,
By now you may have heard that our MS drug is killing people. This is not a time to focus on the negative aspects of our great products but to continue to sell sell sell okay?? I mean, sure Zelnorm ripped peoples colons our of their bodies with strong flatulence, so what? Yeah, Diovan is off patent and Tekturna does more damage on kidneys than a male manager on his female rep, Again, I say so what? (hey, we paid).
I would like to take the time to highlight some positive things that have happened so far in 2012. For example, we have received approval in China for Lucentis and Galvus. Again I say so what, if Galvus has safety concerns and we couldn't launch it here in the U.S. Sure we may see deaths come from Galvus. Is that a bad thing? We can move forward and call it population control. If Lucentis causes blindness we can just blame it on the slanted eyes and get past that hurdle quicker than a female rep going down on her male manager.
In conclusion we have the right people in the right place at the right time. Well, let me rephrase that. Soon we will have no people, in no place, ever. I would like to thank those who have committed to the lies we have created. It was the hard work and effort of all of you that went completely unnoticed. I would like to reassure you that after all of the organizational changes about to take place that I will still be here. As they say the captain must go down with the ship. That is, unless you work for Costa Cruise lines.
Good Luck to you all!
Joey vaJay Jay.
By now you may have heard that our MS drug is killing people. This is not a time to focus on the negative aspects of our great products but to continue to sell sell sell okay?? I mean, sure Zelnorm ripped peoples colons our of their bodies with strong flatulence, so what? Yeah, Diovan is off patent and Tekturna does more damage on kidneys than a male manager on his female rep, Again, I say so what? (hey, we paid).
I would like to take the time to highlight some positive things that have happened so far in 2012. For example, we have received approval in China for Lucentis and Galvus. Again I say so what, if Galvus has safety concerns and we couldn't launch it here in the U.S. Sure we may see deaths come from Galvus. Is that a bad thing? We can move forward and call it population control. If Lucentis causes blindness we can just blame it on the slanted eyes and get past that hurdle quicker than a female rep going down on her male manager.
In conclusion we have the right people in the right place at the right time. Well, let me rephrase that. Soon we will have no people, in no place, ever. I would like to thank those who have committed to the lies we have created. It was the hard work and effort of all of you that went completely unnoticed. I would like to reassure you that after all of the organizational changes about to take place that I will still be here. As they say the captain must go down with the ship. That is, unless you work for Costa Cruise lines.
Good Luck to you all!
Joey vaJay Jay.