Merit Increase







ATTN HR: Gas prices are up, Food costs are up. We need the measly salary increase now.

Drug manufacturing costs are up. Delivery fees are up. Fuel costs for India management is way up. Hawaii trade show meeting costs for idiot managers is skyrocketing. But SUN products sales going down.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
 






Heard that there are going to be a change in COE trip. It’s going to be a shared hotel room with 2 other winners. Meals will be exclusively be via heat your own microwaveable.
 






























We are happy to let you know .00000000000000005% merit increase for all.
SLT still debating if merit increase should be paid out ASAP . Abhay said that the 10 cent increase across the board ( yes 10 cents not 10 percent ) is more than the current inflation rate of around 9% so everyone should be happy.
 












Every other year, merit increases take place in June and nothing has happened yet and it’s 6/21. The next Oph company taking on a Salesforce will absolutely gut this place!
 






Every other year, merit increases take place in June and nothing has happened yet and it’s 6/21. The next Oph company taking on a Salesforce will absolutely gut this place!
Every other year. Really next OPH company. Do you think Alcon, Novartis or B&L would have any interest to acquire the OPH Division with incompetence across the whole SLT, Market Access, Operations and Marketing.