MediocreImmune

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Hey just found the vision statement

At MediocreImmune we collect huge money because AZ is so incredibly stupid they think we are good in fact people at MediocreImmune are ordinary, average, middling, middle-of-the-road, uninspired, undistinguished, indifferent, unexceptional, unexciting, unremarkable, run-of-the-mill, pedestrian, prosaic, lackluster, forgettable, amateur, amateurish;

But we love to bullshit people that someday we will have a drug approved
 






Hey just found the vision statement

At MediocreImmune we collect huge money because AZ is so incredibly stupid they think we are good in fact people at MediocreImmune are ordinary, average, middling, middle-of-the-road, uninspired, undistinguished, indifferent, unexceptional, unexciting, unremarkable, run-of-the-mill, pedestrian, prosaic, lackluster, forgettable, amateur, amateurish;

But we love to bullshit people that someday we will have a drug approved

Wow! Are you sitting in front of a dictionary looking for words that describe your mama? You papa? Your family in that trailer park in a red state? Please take all your descriptive words and shove them up your stink hole and while you're at it, put your IPad there, too.
 












You are right the MediocreImmune way is to follow the crowd, show up late, exaggerate your capabilities, overestimate your worth, overvalue your projects, overstate your progress, overpraise your colleagues, aggrandize your contibutions, distort the truth, overdevelop your ego, embellish your resume, become a caricature of AZ, glorify Mediocre performance, hype your future, hyperbolize your statements, and misjudge the competition. We are MediocreImmune a Legend in our own Behinds.
 












Hey just found the vision statement

At MediocreImmune we collect huge money because AZ is so incredibly stupid they think we are good in fact people at MediocreImmune are ordinary, average, middling, middle-of-the-road, uninspired, undistinguished, indifferent, unexceptional, unexciting, unremarkable, run-of-the-mill, pedestrian, prosaic, lackluster, forgettable, amateur, amateurish;

But we love to bullshit people that someday we will have a drug approved

Haters keep on hating, you never win. I love my job.
 
























You are right the MediocreImmune way is to follow the crowd, show up late, exaggerate your capabilities, overestimate your worth, overvalue your projects, overstate your progress, overpraise your colleagues, aggrandize your contibutions, distort the truth, overdevelop your ego, embellish your resume, become a caricature of AZ, glorify Mediocre performance, hype your future, hyperbolize your statements, and misjudge the competition. We are MediocreImmune a Legend in our own Behinds.

Haha! The joke's on AZ. They are the clowns that forked over nearly $16B for Medi.
 






yuk yuk yuk AZ is soooo bad (how bad is it) that they look to MediocreImmune as leaders !! ha ha ha

Gee when is that MediocreImmune product launch.... wait for it.... wait for it.... wait for it....
 
























Hey just found the vision statement

At MediocreImmune we collect huge money because AZ is so incredibly stupid they think we are good in fact people at MediocreImmune are ordinary, average, middling, middle-of-the-road, uninspired, undistinguished, indifferent, unexceptional, unexciting, unremarkable, run-of-the-mill, pedestrian, prosaic, lackluster, forgettable, amateur, amateurish;

But we love to bullshit people that someday we will have a drug approved
Laugh is on you Merck/BMS trolls.

http://endpts.com/astrazeneca-gets-...ter-as-pipeline-wear-and-tear-starts-to-show/