MCC Transition rumors

[Anonymous]

How will MCC sites transferring to Bayer be impacted.

 

[Anonymous]

Re: MCC Transition facts

Well, so far the year-end shutdown has been cancelled, so theres 4 days more you have to work this year as opposed to being a Merck site.

Bayer has no pension plan, so compensation reduction there.

The fine folks at Bain Consulting are on board to help advise the transition and integration of these 2 great organizations.

And day 1 there will be shiny new building signs to greet you!

 

[Anonymous]

Re: MCC Transition facts

The fine folks at Bain Consulting are on board to help advise the transition and integration of these 2 great organizations.

I told you to vote for Mitt Romney!

 

[Anonymous]

We heard we will have to bring in our own toilet paper.

 

[Anonymous]

How will MCC sites transferring to Bayer be impacted.

Bayer has yummy FLIK servicing the cafe.

 

[Anonymous]

Do they have Phillips Milk of Magnesia on tap, so you can handle the intestinal distress?

 

[Anonymous]

We heard we will have to bring in our own toilet paper.

Bathrooms at bayer are dirty. Skid marks all over the toilet and piss puddles by the urnals! Get ready folks!

 

[Anonymous]

Get lost snake oil salesmen! We have cancer to cure. Thanks for the 14 billion.

 

[Anonymous]

6 more weeks to be unmotivated...

 

[Anonymous]

Job offers handed out this week. Post how much lower your Bayer salary is versus what Merck paid.

 

[Anonymous]

Job offers handed out this week. Post how much lower your Bayer salary is versus what Merck paid.

Nah, salaries are increasing in the aggregate

 

[Anonymous]

Rough 6 months. Bring in consulting firm to do the dirty work, gonna be a bloodbath.

 

[Anonymous]

Nah, salaries are increasing in the aggregate

Bayer's LIFE = Lotsa Income For Executives, Less Income For Employees.

 

[Anonymous]

- 20 %

 

[Anonymous]

Is heller coming with us?

 

[Anonymous]

No, Florida Evans is not there come day 1. Much like season 4 of good times. Look for her to make a guest appearance later in the season.

She off to do for some other company what she did for MCC - turn a 2.0 billion dollar division into a 2.1 billion dollar division.

Aint we lucky we got 'em,
Good Tiiiiimmmesss! Yeaaaaahhhh.

 

[Anonymous]

Rough 6 months. Bring in consulting firm to do the dirty work, gonna be a bloodbath.

Consulting firms are the worst. Slightly below the cig companies that hook 3rd world chaps on the thick stick.

 

[Anonymous]

No, Florida Evans is not there come day 1. Much like season 4 of good times. Look for her to make a guest appearance later in the season.

She off to do for some other company what she did for MCC - turn a 2.0 billion dollar division into a 2.1 billion dollar division.

Aint we lucky we got 'em,
Good Tiiiiimmmesss! Yeaaaaahhhh.

No. She turned a $5 billion company into a $14 billion company.
Her and the leadership team made this happen.

 

[Anonymous]

Nope. 2 billion in sales before and after. She never moved that needle one bit.

14 billion reflects the brand equity that was in the portfolio long before she came on board. Only thing BH brought on was Oxytrol - MAYBE that will be 100 million in sales per year.

And the fact that Bayer WAY overpaid. There a lot of cheap money sloshing around for selloffs of this sort. Bayer got trumped by Reckitt in their last attempt at a bolt on acquisition, and didn't want it to happen again, regardless of the cost. Reckitt is laughing their arises off at the 14B price!

 

[Anonymous]

No. She turned a $5 billion company into a $14 billion company.
Her and the leadership team made this happen.

What exactly did she do to achieve such a result?