Masturbating during conference calls

[Anonymous]

Does anyone else do this? It helps to pass the time during these boring calls. Just visualize the hottest girl in your region and get to it!

 

[Anonymous]

yeah hey thats great. When you have a whole sales force like you its no wonder we are where we are. nice going jerk-off. keep up the strong work

 

[Anonymous]

Wow. Accents help as well!

 

[Anonymous]

Southern especially

 

[Anonymous]

We're a sales force? Really?

 

[Anonymous]

Perhaps here's a case where you would rather the force not be with you?

 

[Anonymous]

It's called mental masturbation.

 

[Anonymous]

I like to surf porn while on conference calls or imagine being bent over some handsome doctor's desk with my skirt up. Gotta love that we're not "live" yet.

 

[Anonymous]

I do this all the time, occasionally rub one out while I am driving to my rural offices.

Where do you usually cum?

 

[Anonymous]

I do this all the time, occasionally rub one out while I am driving to my rural offices.

Where do you usually cum?

on my belly or i'll let the dog lap it up...

 

[Anonymous]

I think about some of my district mates, fantasizing about how I would like to be their bike seat.

 

[Anonymous]

I check my oil frequently while I'm on cumference calls -- I like to pretend one of my cutie docs is on the floor with his tongue out giving me a wash

 

[Anonymous]

I'm not a fan of the company. But if are really doing this, Merck is right to fire all of you.

 

[Anonymous]

I check my oil frequently while I'm on cumference calls -- I like to pretend one of my cutie docs is on the floor with his tongue out giving me a wash

Do you like the "shocker"? One in the pink and one in stink...or two if you prefer...

 

[Anonymous]

I'm not a fan of the company. But if are really doing this, Merck is right to fire all of you.

Jealous? Frigid? If it is done while at home........ It is called multitasking