Mandatory Inspiration Matters Call

[anonymous]

What a POS! Poor attempt at motivating humor. Sounded like a bad SNL skit. That’s an hour of my life I’ll never get back. Stay in your cubbies and come up with the next “hey doc, suck on this!” idea and stop scripting these calls. It doesn’t work.

 

[anonymous]

I have never watched so much Fake News. Please people. Love this product message it is fantastically great. Suck here hard and then again not so hard. You feel that? Ahh. I bet you do. Embarrassing.

 

[anonymous]

Ah Ha!

 

[anonymous]

But we turned on our camera and showed you our faces!

 

[anonymous]

I’d rather see your faces on milk cartons.

 

[anonymous]

Face it - it’s the bottom of the 9th and respiratory has two strikes and no one on base.
Slim chance of bunting a home run with a Respimat

 

[anonymous]

Face it - it’s the bottom of the 9th and respiratory has two strikes and no one on base.
Slim chance of bunting a home run with a Respimat

This is sad to admit, but it is true.

 

[anonymous]

I am so freakin’ excited! My latest shipment of the “suck it” device and disposable mouthpieces has arrived! I was so afraid that the kazoos I ordered for little Jimmy’s birthday party were not going to get here in time. Now, after Zippo the Clown makes balloons into a Respimat device, all the kids can play PIF the party game. But how to record in Veeva?

 

[anonymous]

Oh Please, ship your device to a real sales person
These things make a distinguishable difference and they have proven to be a game changer in areas with reps that actually work!
Get out of my way because I’m expecting an inspirational trip to P’ Club.

 

[anonymous]

Oh Please, ship your device to a real sales person
These things make a distinguishable difference and they have proven to be a game changer in areas with reps that actually work!
Get out of my way because I’m expecting an inspirational trip to P’ Club.

Super Rep saves the day!

 

[anonymous]

Super Rep saves the day!

And loser rep does nothing but get on CP to bitch and complain about a great "outside the box" attempt to save Respiratory and loser rep's job. Pathetic. Fix your losing attitude or leave.

 

[anonymous]

required inspiratory capacity for the Discus Turbohaler HH and Respimat have been known since launch. Should have listened to SALES.

 

[anonymous]

Literally had a doc take my PIF meter and drop it in his trashcan! Told me to get a new idea and better access and then come talk to him! It's gonna be a long hot rest of the summer. Where is the script is the counter to this shit?

 

[anonymous]

Brand team will tell you that is Fake News. In-Chek is universally loved so much that they sent you another one. Or was that just to replace the one that your doc trashed?

 

[anonymous]

Losers, each and every one of you!

 

[anonymous]

And loser rep does nothing but get on CP to bitch and complain about a great "outside the box" attempt to save Respiratory and loser rep's job. Pathetic. Fix your losing attitude or leave.

I’m not a BI rep. I’m just here to say that I think you’re an ass clown