Make It A Great Week By….

Anonymous

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(1) Lying about 50% of your calls, then next week, 60%

(2) Catch an early afternoon movie, but don't forget to bring in your iPad to enter a couple of fake calls during the movie.

(3) Lie and call in sick

(4) Ask your caterer to pad a lunch bill by $15 or so, to be used later by you for a personal meal

(5) take your lawnmower gas can with you the next time you fill up the company car and fill it up on AZ's dime (I love that one!)

Feel free to add your own to the above list. Love ya AZ!!!!!!!!!!!
 








Make sure you work a second job the entire time you are with AZ. You really do have the time and it makes up for all of the raises and bonuses you are screwed out of. It's worked for me for 15 years.