I will never put this soaking wet bag of liquid dog shit on my resume or my LinkedIn profile. Can't imagine trying to explain, in an interview, what goes on here and what I was asked to do and why. When I jump ship it will be back to my old company and I will color in the gaps and completely omit the fact that I worked here. I can't believe how I was duped in the interview. "Run it like your own business!" they said "You can be entrepreneurial!" they said. What a load of crap.