Linkedin

[Anonymous]

If you really want to see the lack of credentials some of the DCOs and CTLs have just look them up on Linkedin. Great seeing how some of these fools list their fake accomplishments. Must be a groupthink thing as all these vacuous fools are on there. Obviously all are looking to get another job but really sad that they think the silliness here matters in the real world. A recent DCO who left is working in car sales- used car sales- congratulations on the promotion.

 

[Anonymous]

Yeah...I often have wondered about this....so many of the CTL's and DCO's have posted and I always wondered why they posted? Are they too looking for opportunities? I'm kinda surprised how far these people have gone with the organization with limited skills and often times education too. Go figure?

 

[Anonymous]

They are posting for the same reason the rest of us are.....we are all getting our resumes polished, our contact list ready and beginning the search since a good % of us will not be here this fall. If you are not taking these actions then you are hiding in a cave and deserve what is coming.

 

[Anonymous]

The recommendations are even funnier.

e.g. "I am thrilled to give Patty Smith a recommendation. She is a first class professional and a great contributor. Please accept my endorsement of her."

Signed - DCO who has a terribly important job and a measurable position.

 

[Anonymous]

That is soo funny....just looked at a bunch of their linked in resumes. No wonder things are like they are here.

 

[Anonymous]

oh holy crap is it funny to look at the resumes. Looked up a few and got dizzy from laughing so hard. One person that I went to school with has stuff on there that is totally made up. I didn't know that all the merck SS were on there.

 

[Anonymous]

Omg

 

[Anonymous]

Wal-mart needs greeters!

 

[Anonymous]

My DCO would make a great greeter- is it ok if he drinks at work all the time?

 

[Anonymous]

My DCO would make a great greeter- is it ok if he drinks at work all the time?

Hahaha

 

[Anonymous]

what do you expect when HR is HR.

 

[Anonymous]

Saw a Ctl's profile

Went to a crappy law school. Ugh, forgot to mention the community college I graduated from.

 

[Anonymous]

Oh yea, I saw my erudite peers...some should be running for president and forget about being a rep!

 

[Anonymous]

Some CTLs skip the rep part of their resume and dont list it.......like they skipped a grade and went straight to be manager........says a lot guess they dont want to be embarrassed.....

 

[Anonymous]

Ctls are more screwed than anyone- they have no real world managerial experience and no real financial experience. If you are worried they are terrified!

 

[Anonymous]

My former CTL---a worthless sack of pig vomit (his own)---lists himself as open for "Consulting" opportunities. This ass clown couldn't think his way out of a buffet line, but he's open to consulting opportunities! I love it.

 

[Anonymous]

That is some funny shit. Some of these ass clowns even have pictures of themselves on there. It is a riot to see how they write up their job responsibilities.

 

[Anonymous]

My ctl told me a whole different background than what is on linked in. Wonder what the truth might be?

 

[Anonymous]

As a top CTL, I resemble these remarks!! LOL

 

[Anonymous]

My former CTL---a worthless sack of pig vomit (his own)---lists himself as open for "Consulting" opportunities. This ass clown couldn't think his way out of a buffet line, but he's open to consulting opportunities! I love it.

Some funny stuff. Thanks for the good laugh. I happen to have a great CTL but have had probably 16 in my career. Many were the biggest douchbags you could ever imagine. Had one that wanted to "convert me to Christ" on every ride along. Another, demanded I "hug" him in a restaurant after he wrote me up to show there were "no hard feelings." A third probably had 2 years total in field sales and on every ride would give out "homework" such as having to write 20 openings and closings and have them memorized by the next field visit. I wanted to kill her. Seriously, she is still a DM and I have no idea how such incompetence survives. In no other industry could people like this make so much money and actually be in charge of other people. This and crappy R&D are why the industry does not stand a chance of recovery.