Lilly's surprise blockbuster to end patent worries

[Anonymous]

Just dreaming

 

[Anonymous]

Analysts estimate it will generate in the order of 750 million a year....For starters!

There's no pleasing some people.

 

[Anonymous]

eatlessagliptin

Just one capsule a day. Each capsule contains tiny sponge which soaks up a liter of water when dissolved in the stomach to give a bloated feeling.

Cures Type II.

Cures Obesity.

After dissolving in stomach acid over a 6-hour period, it releases endorphins as it breaks down into simple carbohydrates, providing the patient with a reward for eating less.

 

[Anonymous]

Does the sponge come from lizards?

 

[Anonymous]

layoffezebad

 

[Anonymous]

I hear the "Method of Use of Cialis In Tubs Other Than The Claw-Foot Variety" patent is in a state of allowance! Huzzah!

 

[Anonymous]

I hear the "Method of Use of Cialis In Tubs Other Than The Claw-Foot Variety" patent is in a state of allowance! Huzzah!

Yay! Our R&D engine is just a-hummmin away now!

 

[Anonymous]

If FAILURE were patentable as a business method, then lly would truly be the Growth Pharma of Phorever.

 

[Anonymous]

"The pharmaceutical growth company of the decade." Remember when Gino used to end all of his voicemails with this? What a joke.

 

[Anonymous]

Just don't try to sell it in China.

They are ready to fix prices at state-sponsored levels.

Which are very low.

And you were worried about Obama.

Why not pour another 10 billion in China, maybe they'll let you operate in a free market.

I promise you, they will. Just another 10 billion. You are American, you can afford it.