Lilly's Lechleiter takes leave, stock skyrockets

[Anonymous]

Wishful thinking. John is no Steve Jobs. Jobs is an innovation leader. John is an innovation loser.

Apple's Jobs takes 3rd medical leave, stock slumps

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_apple...Ec2VjA3luX3RvcF9zdG9yeQRzbGsDYXBwbGUzOXNqb2Jz

 

[Anonymous]

Wishful thinking. John is no Steve Jobs. Jobs is an innovation leader. John is an innovation loser.
Apple's Jobs takes 3rd medical leave, stock slumps

John is Innovation Thinker, Jobs is Innovation Doer.
Jobs is Innovation Massiah, John is Innovation doomsayer
John is Innovation Dreamer, Jobs is Innovation Realizer
Jobs is innovation Perfectionist, John is Innovation lazyboy
John is Innovation "will deliver", Jobs is Innovation "here you have it"
Jobs is cancer fighter, John is fat flyer

 

[Anonymous]

Prodigy of Failure, the Ðauphín Kím-Jôhn £udwig£eiter, XIV has taken leave of his single-cell neuron and credibility long ago...

 

[Anonymous]

word in the corp center is that Bart is being "groomed" in the succession plan.

 

[Anonymous]

ALL EMPLOYEES MUST FOLLOW THIS VIDEO in PREPARATION for MID-YEAR PMs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHZnBikgT18 INCLUDING SELF-Defense.

 

[Anonymous]

this one too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgr7xJ8Iofc EVERY DAY.

 

[Anonymous]

"In preparation for your interim reviews, beginning next week, please relax your balloonknot and gather your STARs/KRAs/QSV goals in prepartion for your terminal evaluation"--HR for IMMOLATION