In a last dig effort to save his company from extinction, the CEO of Lilly announced today that he is replacing his company's failed pipeline with menu items from Taco Bell. At a price tag of $11 billion, the CEO of Lilly said, "Our new and innovative pipeline of tacos, burritos and nachos is just the thing my company needs to become the pharmaceutical company of the decade". As a show of leadership, the CEO will be distributing Taco Bell shirts and hats to all his fellow Lilly colleagues. The CEO also announced that the company's RED LILLY logo would be replaced with a PINK TACO and the company's strategy name changed to CHIPNET.
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Shouldn't you be out peddling John's innovative pipeline instead of dreaming up this crap?
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pfc ... pretty f*cking crunchy idea....
Go with that ... crunch crunch, just love the sound of John's denture wear on hard shells.
Go with that ... crunch crunch, just love the sound of John's denture wear on hard shells.
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Shouldn't you be out peddling John's innovative pipeline instead of dreaming up this crap?
Hey, read the memo fruitcake....he wants to be known as "Gringo Juan!"
$5-Footlong Gordíta!
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$5-Footlong Gordíta!
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$5-Footlong Gordita!
Through the power of FIPNet and with the help of dr. genius, Jån LOøOnbørg, LRL has created the ultimate engine of gastric devastation--the $5-Footlong Bangalore Shrimp PinkTaco Gordíta/Hoagie! MMmm..MMM...raised in antibiotic saturated $ewage tanks in a FIPNet shanty.
Through the power of FIPNet and with the help of dr. genius, Jån LOøOnbørg, LRL has created the ultimate engine of gastric devastation--the $5-Footlong Bangalore Shrimp PinkTaco Gordíta/Hoagie! MMmm..MMM...raised in antibiotic saturated $ewage tanks in a FIPNet shanty.