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Jack of all business units. masters of none. we need a mix of sales people and marketers. people are rotating too fast and nobody is happy. stop the madness. The mktg academy sucks.
 






Anonymous said:
Jack of all business units. masters of none. we need a mix of sales people and marketers. people are rotating too fast and nobody is happy. stop the madness. The mktg academy sucks.
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Academy? Isn't that what they call most pre-schools these days? When is Lilly leadership going to get its head out of the 70's?
 






Just like calling the absurd computer based training /BET modules "lilly university" as opposed to what it really is: Imposed PUNISHMENT for Corporate Integrity Violation/Consent Decree Enforcement.
 






Lilly Mrketing Academy is a true oxymoron. If your child who recently graduated from business school wanted to learn how to be a great marketer would you even consider sending them to a company who can't seem to commercialize a damn thing.
Rob Brown is another Lilly empty suit!
 












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Did anyone notice that John was wearing velcro shoes during his CEO Connect speech this week. The man and his ideas need to be sent to the old folks home.
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If he had Velcro gloves, too, he could walk up LCC spider-style after his 1-mile walk to work every morning. If he had silk coming from his hands, he could avoid walking entirely.

Hey for 20 million per year I hope he has spider powers.
 






Anonymous said:
If he had Velcro gloves, too, he could walk up LCC spider-style after his 1-mile walk to work every morning. If he had silk coming from his hands, he could avoid walking entirely.

Hey for 20 million per year I hope he has spider powers.
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He has the amazing power of teleportation by disappearing up his own SandwichHole and reappearing at pre-designated FIPNet nodes in 3rd world gutter cities.
 


















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