Big scary Abbvie says they want to buy Shire, we balk 3 times until you agree to offer to buy us at a 50% premium, threaten us on cafe pharma that our jobs will be in jeopardy and 3 months later we are still standing, stronger than ever, going through an expansion, drug patent until 2024 (sorry a little dig to Humira) AND you pay us $1.46 billion??????
Who getting let go now bitches????
It's 1.46 Billion after we payoff the 30 protected Shire employees, stock has always been good and I am getting paid like a pimp!
Now you guys are stuck with no dance partner, a CEO on the way out, and has been products
$262?
Nice moves boss!
Now f××k off.
It is really going to be difficult to find a company that has the talent that AbbVie does to merge with. If anything, we will merge with someone and have to inevitably bring them up to our level of awesomeness.
Just the way it goes with greatness.
We a the best! May take someone from another planet to merge with us!
Fuke you boner!
