LAY ME OFF PLEASE!

[Anonymous]

Hey LC OB or McKinsey:

Give us the option to volunteer. I want out of this sh*tty company and would gladly take severance so someone else can stay. You will lose many of the people who aren't displaced anyway. Give us the option so you can beat us to the punch and people who really want to stay here can.

Sincerely,

A disgruntled employee

 

[Anonymous]

Check out the bud light severance package commercial. I would leave this place for a 6-pack of brew.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqXDGPsHaPs

 

[Anonymous]

Hey LC OB or McKinsey:

Give us the option to volunteer. I want out of this sh*tty company and would gladly take severance so someone else can stay. You will lose many of the people who aren't displaced anyway. Give us the option so you can beat us to the punch and people who really want to stay here can.

Sincerely,

A disgruntled employee

You are stupid and ungrateful. I bet you are on a LOE. Don't worry, you will be gone soon.

 

[Anonymous]

You are stupid and ungrateful. I bet you are on a LOE. Don't worry, you will be gone soon.

Haha! Count me in, as well. I will volunteer for lay-off with severance. That would be fantastic!

 

[Anonymous]

Eisai would save money if they allowed us to volunteer for severance. Less months would be paid out and more of us would go away quietly. But this strategy is not micromanaging enough.

 

[Anonymous]

Love to know if this is a choice but there is no way to ask without putting your job in jeopardy.