Kobe's old lady files for divorce

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Oh well. It lasted over 10 years. Not bad at all for an NBA marriage. After the hotel receptionist rendevous in Colorado a few years back they really deserve a standing 'O'. Two daughters 8 and 5. If my math is right - that mean's 10 and 13 years of monthly support payments - probably accumulating an amount that would exceed the total lifetime incomes of me and everyone reading my comment here combined. I recall reading when Kobe's parents told him not to marry her. Mom and dad generally know best. I wonder if the words "I told ya so" have left their lips yet? Ah shit, at least she didn't club him with a 9 iron like with T-Dub's wife. And now he can hose any cocktail whore in the club and not have to look over his shoulder. And they looked like such a happy couple at Laker's family day. Who would've known? Quite a shocker, eh? :)
 






Think about it for a second. No prenup. And under California divorce law - after 10 years the spouse is entitled to half of the pension proceeds of the better half. This woman is not stupid. There were rumors of more infidelity after Colorado - but she played it cool and pulled the trigger @ 10.5 years. Hmmm. If I were her I'd take the kids and leave California. With big money this kind of stuff turns ugly fast. Good luck to both. It's not my place to judge who's right and who's wrong here. All I know is what I read in the paper.
 












I went back and reviewed that Kobe press conference from a few years ago. Boy, did I ever laugh my ass off. You might want to watch it laying down. I don't you want to fall off your chair and bruise your ass like I did. :D

Let's face it. Kobe just can't keep his shit in his pants. I think his old lady was onto his game a long, long time ago. Rubbing his hand sure looked good on video. But as soon as they hit that golden legal 10 year mark - she pulled the trigger.

That old Elton John song "Sorry seems to be the hardest word" came to mind when Kobe gave his little oratory. His lawyer should have played it in the background as Kobe spoke.

Poor bastard.

Hey, at the start of the video check out the guy who is at the opposite end of the table from Kobe. Is that fucking Bill Gates??? What was he doing there? Did Kobe contribute to Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation??? :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSamEqtPVao
 






libluvsbukkake said:
Kobe want butt-sex. Well played by her. Man is she going to cash in. She should get the same lawyer that Eldrick's wife had.
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Eldrick had himself a harem of hoes and all the insiders knew about it. How dumb was that? Kobe was probably a little more discreet - just hitting on hoes at hotels and the clubs. But 10 years later it finally caught up with him. Why do these rich dumb asses get married in the first place if they want to spread the seed?

Those divorce court judges in California are man-haters. Unless Kobe's lawyer has some dirt on the judge - Kobe is SOL.

That's the way the baket ball bounces! :)
 






Anonymous said:
Eldrick had himself a harem of hoes and all the insiders knew about it. How dumb was that? Kobe was probably a little more discreet - just hitting on hoes at hotels and the clubs. But 10 years later it finally caught up with him. Why do these rich dumb asses get married in the first place if they want to spread the seed?

Those divorce court judges in California are man-haters. Unless Kobe's lawyer has some dirt on the judge - Kobe is SOL.

That's the way the baket ball bounces! :)
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The celebs get married because it is good for their public image and endorsements. The only person they have ever been in love with or will be in love with is themself.
 
























Anonymous said:
She'll probably end up fuckin' around with that fat Kardashian's husband.
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I just read that one alleged mistress was a friend of Kim Kardashian and a producer of "Keeping up with the Kardashians". Another alleged mistress is a Playboy playmate.

Apparently Vanessa Bryant found out about kobe's reported affairs through a some secret underground spies used by the Laker's wives to check up on their husband's activities.

Nobody's safe in 2011.

Half his net worth is automatically gone. With 2 small kids - possibly even more than half.

I heard he's building a new mansion somewhere. heh. Dumbass. :D
 






Over 10 year marriage in California = half of Laker's pension and lifetime alimony.

Child support until 18 - plus college tuition and room/board and medical until graduation.

Question: Why do celebrities get to hide the settlements or judgements of their divorces while all the little people must make their divorce agreements part of the public record?

I thought in America justice is blind and that 'equality under the law' means that all Americans, regardless of their status in life or economic position, are supposed to be treated the same by our courts.

Did my civics teacher in grade school lie to me?

Any ideas???
 






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