These are the best.
-Want to see the Dr? You must bring smoothies or coffee or a snack.
-You bring said things and spend a lot of money.
-Dr comes back to see you for 1 minute and then says, "I'm really behind, thanks for this, though."
-You leave in shame wondering to yourself, "What am I doing, exactly?"
-You then go sit in your car for an hour or two and surf the net on your phone.