Mike is here for one reason. To cut heads.
Right?
You know that right?
Come on…
We can cry and beg on an anonymous chat board….but his reason for existing at Astellas is to cut. That’s it.
401k
Car
Awards
You
You’re sick out? You have no angle. Don’t like it. Good. Leave.
Like how it was? Cool. Leave.
Iveric Bio was $400 for hotel? Awesome. Leave.
Camrys suck? Cool. Leave.
You are number # 7 in current rankings regionally of (____)? Cool. leave.
Did great at launch? Cool. Leave.
Regional Midwest new prescriber volume contributor q1? Cool. Leave.
Chris Simms is your bud? He’s gone. Sorry.
…He’s been gone. Openly golfing all day.
And he openly dislikes you. Unhinged anger followed by a bizarre mei culpa in Houston.
Anyway. That’s another story.
Cool. leave.
It does not matter about some hospital who bought 3 units in May. You do not matter.
Cool?
Leave.
Or don’t. A shitty environment is created in hopes you will no longer exist within it.
You are a number. Sorry a letter then numbers.
You do NOT MATTER
To Astellas.
Buuuuuttttt. You can enjoy the next 6 months. Choose that.
Sincerely,
D8675309
Right?
You know that right?
Come on…
We can cry and beg on an anonymous chat board….but his reason for existing at Astellas is to cut. That’s it.
401k
Car
Awards
You
You’re sick out? You have no angle. Don’t like it. Good. Leave.
Like how it was? Cool. Leave.
Iveric Bio was $400 for hotel? Awesome. Leave.
Camrys suck? Cool. Leave.
You are number # 7 in current rankings regionally of (____)? Cool. leave.
Did great at launch? Cool. Leave.
Regional Midwest new prescriber volume contributor q1? Cool. Leave.
Chris Simms is your bud? He’s gone. Sorry.
…He’s been gone. Openly golfing all day.
And he openly dislikes you. Unhinged anger followed by a bizarre mei culpa in Houston.
Anyway. That’s another story.
Cool. leave.
It does not matter about some hospital who bought 3 units in May. You do not matter.
Cool?
Leave.
Or don’t. A shitty environment is created in hopes you will no longer exist within it.
You are a number. Sorry a letter then numbers.
You do NOT MATTER
To Astellas.
Buuuuuttttt. You can enjoy the next 6 months. Choose that.
Sincerely,
D8675309