John and Gus soon to be united

[Anonymous]

Our time at Lilly always comes to a premature end. It is great to think that we all have such a clean conscious when entering the afterlife to live with our colleagues for ever and ever.

Trust me on that,

Colonel Eli

 

[Hungry Tapeworm Host]

Hungry Tapeworm Host

By drinking kava-kava mixed with lly's newest glutamate-cascade inducer, FatJohn, the Hungry Tapeworm Host, will join with GUuuUUSssSSSS in unholy Fatrimony.

 

[Anonymous]

How about an irreversible dopamine inhibitor that not only cures schizophrenia, but also causes Parkinson's? There you have it .... talk about repeat business.

What creative marketing genius you can find on this board.