They sent one to me. Said is was the new standard. Perfect for impressing doctors and the office staff.
Its just one of the many ideas that your leadership team has brought back from their trip to China. While you were all slacking in Indy, your leaders have brought back the answers - the answers that matter(tm).
You think IPads are good - they are just the start!!
Trading Cards with each script
Sponsor one of those orphan kids like Madonna, change their name to Humalog
Mascots (esp. ones that sell snack foods - polar bears and squirrels) (Neuro wants to call theirs “Bipolar Bear”)
Insulin Pen that actually writes so everyone can use it
Have sales reps wear red blazers and change title to “brand ambassador” - if that works well all P – class and S – class associates will be issued similar clothing
Flavors in our meds (cherry and purple-flavor are favorites)
Replace Sodrel buses with lower cost dirigibles
Eliminate all teambuilding events and replace with a corporate center “Casino Night” (tied with “slot machines in the meeting rooms” and “pay toilets”)
Replace employee bonus with autographed items from Lilly corporate shop
Sponsor a TV show about Col Lilly, initial scope is “Dukes of Hazzard meets Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” Hire Jack Nicholson to play Col. Lilly so he can explain what “rubbing another man’s rhubarb means”
