Innovation Starts Here!

[Anonymous]

"Through Innovation Starts Here, Lilly is contributing to a global collaborative culture for savings resulting from career destruction idea generation and innovation, helping to build the Lilly pipeline for the future while also providing resources to advance important dividend growth projects on Wall Street," said Jan Loonberg, Ph.D., executive vice president, Office Space technology, and president, Lilly Research Laboratories. "Collaboration is a key component to discovering innovative dividend enhancing human resource staff downsizings and improving outcomes for shareholders. Finding innovative downsizings that have clear, demonstrable value for those shareholders where the unmet need is great – like Wall Street and London – is not only a moral imperative, it's an economic one as well."

He also reminds us to submit corrected TPS reports no later than 11:00 am tomorrow.

 

[Anonymous]

"Through Innovation Starts Here, Lilly is contributing to a global collaborative culture for savings resulting from career destruction idea generation and innovation, helping to build the Lilly pipeline for the future while also providing resources to advance important dividend growth projects on Wall Street," said Jan Loonberg, Ph.D., executive vice president, Office Space technology, and president, Lilly Research Laboratories. "Collaboration is a key component to discovering innovative dividend enhancing human resource staff downsizings and improving outcomes for shareholders. Finding innovative downsizings that have clear, demonstrable value for those shareholders where the unmet need is great – like Wall Street and London – is not only a moral imperative, it's an economic one as well."

He also reminds us to submit corrected TPS reports no later than 11:00 am tomorrow.

I love the Office Space reference.

mmmmyeah, we're gonna need you to come in this Saturday.

 

[Anonymous]

I'm gonna go check out channel 9 and see if the breast exam is on.

 

[Anonymous]

Swedish-meatball-for-brains jån destroyed AZ's pipeline, thus making him ideal for his current role as last president of LRL. Gus spins like a lathe.

 

[Idiocy Starts Here]

Idiocy Starts Here

"Twisting in the wind", in Swedish is "Vrida i vinden"

 

[Anonymous]

Re: Idiocy Starts Here

"Twisting in the wind", in Swedish is "Vrida i vinden"

"Breaking wind" in Lilly Speak is "Hello Lilly colleagues"

 

[Anonymous]

Well it didn't start here, but it certainly ended here.

I rest my case.