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[Anonymous]

If you lock yourself in the trunk of your company car while singing amazing grace they cannot lay you off. True story!

Amaaazzzzing graaacee how sweeet the sound!

Good luck to you all!

Your friend,
EH

 

[Anonymous]

Plus, if you flush three ice cubes down the toilet tonight and wear your pj's inside out, you have a 75% chance of keeping your job!

 

[Anonymous]

Plus, if you flush three ice cubes down the toilet tonight and wear your pj's inside out, you have a 75% chance of keeping your job!

You forgot on important task. While the toilet is flushing you need to spin the opposite way of the water while hopping on one leg singing the star spangled banner!!