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So N is being spun off as a stand alone unit? I is now a stand alone unit as well?

Was that a promotion or a demotion for Helen?

Is the entirety of senior leadership just a bunch of accountants/consultants or is there a single one that has been in sales?

Being a DM for 6 months doesn't count if you were never a rep.

Something odd with all this and portents more changes?

P. S.: Premptive retort for the Corolla driving TO dork who poisons all threads bad mouthing reps. Lets pretend you've already come and done your thing, ok? We get it - reps are overpaid caterers or your favorite, reps only impact sales by 0.13%. Got it. Now go back to some chef boyardee and your skank spouse in Canoga Park. Doofus. I'll be surfing near Tuna Park around lunch. If you want to come on down, I'll tune that ass up.
 








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So N is being spun off as a stand alone unit? I is now a stand alone unit as well?

Was that a promotion or a demotion for Helen?

Is the entirety of senior leadership just a bunch of accountants/consultants or is there a single one that has been in sales?

Being a DM for 6 months doesn't count if you were never a rep.

Something odd with all this and portents more changes?

P. S.: Premptive retort for the Corolla driving TO dork who poisons all threads bad mouthing reps. Lets pretend you've already come and done your thing, ok? We get it - reps are overpaid caterers or your favorite, reps only impact sales by 0.13%. Got it. Now go back to some chef boyardee and your skank spouse in Canoga Park. Doofus. I'll be surfing near Tuna Park around lunch. If you want to come on down, I'll tune that ass up.
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Same talk from the same loser. You know what you are, so good for you, Snookums.
 








anonymous said:
So N is being spun off as a stand alone unit? I is now a stand alone unit as well?

Was that a promotion or a demotion for Helen?

Is the entirety of senior leadership just a bunch of accountants/consultants or is there a single one that has been in sales?

Being a DM for 6 months doesn't count if you were never a rep.

Something odd with all this and portents more changes?

P. S.: Premptive retort for the Corolla driving TO dork who poisons all threads bad mouthing reps. Lets pretend you've already come and done your thing, ok? We get it - reps are overpaid caterers or your favorite, reps only impact sales by 0.13%. Got it. Now go back to some chef boyardee and your skank spouse in Canoga Park. Doofus. I'll be surfing near Tuna Park around lunch. If you want to come on down, I'll tune that ass up.
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Mr. Cold Blooded! You're back. You are hilarious. You should write a book. Title it, Jokes: Make Your Grade Schooler the Class Favorite. You can use your "tuning up asses" joke as the prolegomenon. It will be almost as funny as graduating with a Bachelor's Degree and becoming a pharmaceutical rep. Pathetic.
 








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Mr. Cold Blooded! You're back. You are hilarious. You should write a book. Title it, Jokes: Make Your Grade Schooler the Class Favorite. You can use your "tuning up asses" joke as the prolegomenon. It will be almost as funny as graduating with a Bachelor's Degree and becoming a pharmaceutical rep. Pathetic.
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I paid 20k all in for state school, went to a lot of parties, mostly slept. Last year I made 230k, this year I’ll only make 180k but it’s not awful for only working part time hours in between feedings and joyrides. Can’t wait to get back into the gym 5 hours/day after this pandemic deal is called off.
 




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I paid 20k all in for state school, went to a lot of parties, mostly slept. Last year I made 230k, this year I’ll only make 180k but it’s not awful for only working part time hours in between feedings and joyrides. Can’t wait to get back into the gym 5 hours/day after this pandemic deal is called off.
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roll damn tide!!!
 




anonymous said:
I paid 20k all in for state school, went to a lot of parties, mostly slept. Last year I made 230k, this year I’ll only make 180k but it’s not awful for only working part time hours in between feedings and joyrides. Can’t wait to get back into the gym 5 hours/day after this pandemic deal is called off.
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You are winning! Plus, you get those $3000 in RSUs. Per Year. In just 3.5 years, you'll have caught up to, just, what a Level 5 gets in 1. 8 - 10 for a Level 6. For a Level 7 -- never-mind, because you will not get the slightest look for that. Thanks for the lesson on how to laud short money. I'm jealous.
 




anonymous said:
You are winning! Plus, you get those $3000 in RSUs. Per Year. In just 3.5 years, you'll have caught up to, just, what a Level 5 gets in 1. 8 - 10 for a Level 6. For a Level 7 -- never-mind, because you will not get the slightest look for that. Thanks for the lesson on how to laud short money. I'm jealous.
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If the stock was worth a dam, maybe I would care about it but it sucks just like the company.
 




anonymous said:
You are winning! Plus, you get those $3000 in RSUs. Per Year. In just 3.5 years, you'll have caught up to, just, what a Level 5 gets in 1. 8 - 10 for a Level 6. For a Level 7 -- never-mind, because you will not get the slightest look for that. Thanks for the lesson on how to laud short money. I'm jealous.
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An entry level rep at Celgene got more in equity awards than a Sr. Director at Amgen. FACT.

Sorry, I know it hurts. Now go back to your cube. If you come up with another smart idea, maybe you can get someone to listen to you in a huddle room.
 




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An entry level rep at Celgene got more in equity awards than a Sr. Director at Amgen. FACT.

Sorry, I know it hurts. Now go back to your cube. If you come up with another smart idea, maybe you can get someone to listen to you in a huddle room.
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Nice. Now that you certified your argument with "FACT," I'll journey back to my cube. You're full of shit. We don't have Senior Directors. FACT. Now, go fuck off. People that don't strive for being average are talking.

Why are you on here? Is there not an office holiday party where you volunteered to deliver a sheet cake?
 




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An entry level rep at Celgene got more in equity awards than a Sr. Director at Amgen. FACT.

Sorry, I know it hurts. Now go back to your cube. If you come up with another smart idea, maybe you can get someone to listen to you in a huddle room.
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Don't take the cubical jerk seriously. Most of TO appreciates the salesforce. You all are the backbone of Amgen. Like Gary, Indiana to the USA.
 








I don't know much about the hissy fit you guys have going on between you but it's well known and not disputed that Celgene gave out some of the most generous equity awards in the industry. I should know. I was once Amgen, then Celgene and back again(though not for long). It would take me 5 years at my level to make the equity award I got every year at Celgene.
 




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