"Illuminating Answers"... Is this a joke? That is hysterical!!!

[anonymous]

How much did they pay some marketing jackass to come up with THAT???

 

[anonymous]

Probably same one that gave us the five point plan...

 

[anonymous]

Why do we need to spin and brand everything? Can't we just do something because it is good for business without all the horns?

 

[anonymous]

Why do we need to spin and brand everything? Can't we just do something because it is good for business without all the horns?

Try to focus on the modest tasks we have assigned to you, son. Your superiors have the more weighty matters handled, without your input or opinions.

 

[anonymous]

Try to focus on the modest tasks we have assigned to you, son. Your superiors have the more weighty matters handled, without your input or opinions.

Yes Master.

 

[anonymous]

So what’s the new selling model now?

 

[anonymous]

So what’s the new selling model now?

First, always ask the customer if they would like their value meal with a large fries and a drink. Then, ask if you can add two hot apple pies for one dollar more. Hope this helps.

 

[anonymous]

First, always ask the customer if they would like their value meal with a large fries and a drink. Then, ask if you can add two hot apple pies for one dollar more. Hope this helps.

You’re an ass