I'll bet Holly Madison is PISSED!

Wonka

Wonka

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  • Wonka   Dec 28, 2010 at 02:36: PM
So Hef is getting married, I'll bet Holly is pissed!

Hef's daughter probably pissed too, now she'll have a court battle when he dies any day.
 






Honestly, doesn't Hef know that these women ONLY want his money?:confused:

Imagine having to even go near that man? Ugh. Then again, these women have beauty, not brains - and certainly see dollars signs & a fine lifestyle ahead until he croaks.
 






I'd be willing to bet the pre-nup is several pages long.

If I were Holly, I'd be pissed if for no other reason than the statement Hef made when he said this one gives him the happiness that he hoped he'd have with Holly.
 






The happiness he hoped for with Holly? Hef is losing it. What position does this one do that Holly didn't? I hate to sound shallow but they all have gold-digger and visibility written across their bodies.
 












Vagitarian said:
Of course he knows, the question is: Does he care?
For him, it involves popping a blue pill and climing on a blond, 24 yr old with a nice (I'm guessing) body. For her it involves closing her eyes and opening wide.

It reminds me of a line in a Bob Seger song - "I used her, she used me, neither one of us cared, we were getting our share."

I'm sure he has all the finances worked out, there should be plenty for everyone.

She doesn't turn me on but he's the one that counts
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I was thinking about this today, and it's the equivalent of my recently-departed Father-in-Law and my brother's daughter. It's pretty creepy any way you look at it. I get flamed for being a sick fuck, but this makes a formerly cool guy look like a total douchebag.
 






libluvsbukkake said:
I was thinking about this today, and it's the equivalent of my recently-departed Father-in-Law and my brother's daughter. It's pretty creepy any way you look at it. I get flamed for being a sick fuck, but this makes a formerly cool guy look like a total douchebag.
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No Libs - he's not a douchebag - just delusional. Why is he rationalizing (in his own mind) that this woman wants him for him? The age difference is outstanding, she is stunning albeit stupid....

Why does he not find, fuck or marry someone who he shares more commonalities with? Oh, wait, there is one thing they have in common...
 






Scarlett said:
No Libs - he's not a douchebag - just delusional. Why is he rationalizing (in his own mind) that this woman wants him for him? The age difference is outstanding, she is stunning albeit stupid....

Why does he not find, fuck or marry someone who he shares more commonalities with? Oh, wait, there is one thing they have in common...
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I don't get that Heffner is a guy who gets deeply involved with someone and has meaningful conversations. I get that he gets off on being seen with and being in bed with big titted blondes that will fuck him for whatever reason. For him, spending a million on this bimbo is probably equivalent to me buying someone dinner.
 


















Scarlett said:
Hefner is a dog and the fact that some of these beautiful (although fake) women want to marry him equates to one thing = KA-CHING BABY.
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So, what you are saying, is that even Hef has to pay for it. Barbi Benton was my favorite of all of Hef's women. Kim Conrad was a golddigger and that was in the early 80's when the guy was still my age and continent.
 






Actually Libs, good reasoning, however Hef does not have to pay for it. He just has to lay back, let these women come to him, and turn a blind eye to the fact that it isn't for love or lust...just the $$$$$$$$$:)
 






Scarlett said:
Actually Libs, good reasoning, however Hef does not have to pay for it. He just has to lay back, let these women come to him, and turn a blind eye to the fact that it isn't for love or lust...just the $$$$$$$$$:)
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Trips on private jets and having a chef at your beck and call 24/7 ain't free. He pays for it. That's what they're there for.
 






Let me ask you this Libs:

Would you screw an 80ish woman who looked like a prune, probably sucked in bed with a shitload of money for that? Ok...

Would you marry for that???
 












libluvsbukkake said:
So, what you are saying, is that even Hef has to pay for it. Barbi Benton was my favorite of all of Hef's women. Kim Conrad was a golddigger and that was in the early 80's when the guy was still my age and continent.
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I have a buddy who was a popular LA DJ during the 70s AND 80s. Apparently Barbi tried to make a hit record back then so he got to know them. He said she was a living doll (like a 10) and they had a lot of fun together, although it was pretty well understood that it would eventually run it's course.

Photo on left side, halfway down. She was hot all right but definitely working it.

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Scarlett said:
Let me ask you this Libs:

Would you screw an 80ish woman who looked like a prune, probably sucked in bed with a shitload of money for that? Ok...

Would you marry for that???
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Not an 80 year-old no. Now if she were 50 and still built for sex, that's different. I'd even go as high as 60, as long as she's not a whale.
 






Libs, and Vag - What're you going to do when YOU are 80? Let's just hope your bodies are as tight as you expect your bed partners to be......
 












My guess, is that like my father and grandfather, I will always be trim. As long as the equipment is working, I will work to keep myself looking as good as I can. If nothing else, absent prostate cancer, (big if by the way), the wonders of modern medicine will keep me stiff for a good, long, time. My Asian honey and I really went at it yesterday. She absolutely got it all (I thought), but the after play led to another totally intense session. For the first time, she got me off the second time with her oral skills. She is so damned amazing in bed. A very sweet woman as well. It brings me back to that line from the Traveling Wilburys song "She's my Baby." "She's got a body for business and a head for sin, she knocks me over like a bowling pin. She came home last night and said, honey, honey, honey it's hard to get ahead. She's my baby." I love Cialis.
 






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