If you ever feel a little but stupid, try some of these on...

[Vagitarian]

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas .
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
MY PERSONAL FAVORITE!
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.."
--Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix "
-- Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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[Drug Dumper]

Hey Vagaroo -- check this out....

http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/ultimatebb.php?/ubb/get_topic/f/101/t/000389.html

 

[Vagitarian]

Hey Vagaroo -- check this out....

http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/ultimatebb.php?/ubb/get_topic/f/101/t/000389.html

So some of theme were BS? Serves me right, right?

 

[Vagitarian]

Hey Vagaroo -- check this out....

http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/ultimatebb.php?/ubb/get_topic/f/101/t/000389.html

BTW, DD. I like that Vagaroo thing!

I'm getting tired of being called Vagitarian. After all, I don't eat pussy ALL the time. I think our newly single member has me beat?

 

[libluvsbukkake]

Vag is quite right. It took getting single to get more than I can handle. Great Marathon date on Sunday, including some fun Genital play while watching Tom Cruise' latest in the theater, followed by a steamy session.

A new Hottie last night. Kind of surreal, pretty-much let me know it was going to happen at the beginning of the date and the inviting back to my place move is ALWAYS a sure thing. Nice thing about Women in their 50's is that the Fake Titties have already been purchased. NEVER be the Guy who buys those things.

 

[Breakingnews]

Vag is quite right. It took getting single to get more than I can handle. Great Marathon date on Sunday, including some fun Genital play while watching Tom Cruise' latest in the theater, followed by a steamy session.

A new Hottie last night. Kind of surreal, pretty-much let me know it was going to happen at the beginning of the date and the inviting back to my place move is ALWAYS a sure thing. Nice thing about Women in their 50's is that the Fake Titties have already been purchased. NEVER be the Guy who buys those things.

A 'Deck of Yeah' goes out to you, Van Smack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npVCPx92LIE

Keep 'up' the good work!

 

[Vagitarian]

Vag is quite right. It took getting single to get more than I can handle. Great Marathon date on Sunday, including some fun Genital play while watching Tom Cruise' latest in the theater, followed by a steamy session.

A new Hottie last night. Kind of surreal, pretty-much let me know it was going to happen at the beginning of the date and the inviting back to my place move is ALWAYS a sure thing. Nice thing about Women in their 50's is that the Fake Titties have already been purchased. NEVER be the Guy who buys those things.

I love this story Libs. I can't help but think - right now in 'bannedland', hoss is probably murmuring something about 'those who talk about it never..blah, blah, blah' while the pompous bible thumper is probably reciting verse and looking up what the 'social scientists' say....

Meanwhile, you're both having fun and using those organs for one of their primary purposes - enjoyment...

We used to carry a long sleeve shirt into the theater so we could throw it over one of our laps at the appropriate time. Keep us up to date dude. Sneaking one in in a semi-public place is one of our favorite fantasies. Ideas are appreciated.

 

[libluvsbukkake]

I love this story Libs. I can't help but think - right now in 'bannedland', hoss is probably murmuring something about 'those who talk about it never..blah, blah, blah' while the pompous bible thumper is probably reciting verse and looking up what the 'social scientists' say....

Meanwhile, you're both having fun and using those organs for one of their primary purposes - enjoyment...

We used to carry a long sleeve shirt into the theater so we could throw it over one of our laps at the appropriate time. Keep us up to date dude. Sneaking one in in a semi-public place is one of our favorite fantasies. Ideas are appreciated.

Thanks my Homies. The shirt or jacket thing is a great idea. There were people behind us, so we need to be better-prepared next time. The one last night is going to be a Live wire. She's 5'8 and about 130. Very nice body, and moves very sweet. Plus, She's a fellow left handed Scorpio, which can be good and bad.

 

[Vagitarian]

Thanks my Homies. The shirt or jacket thing is a great idea. There were people behind us, so we need to be better-prepared next time. The one last night is going to be a Live wire. She's 5'8 and about 130. Very nice body, and moves very sweet. Plus, She's a fellow left handed Scorpio, which can be good and bad.

Stuff some Kleenex in the pocket of the shirt. Women love risky, 'almost-exhibitionist' sex too.