If you could say one thing..

[Anonymous]

So If you could say one thing to Surya, what'd it be?

For me, it'd be "Hello? Dell Tech Support?"

 

[Anonymous]

"Need some more toilet paper? Here, use my stock option agreement."

 

[Anonymous]

I would ask him to look at cytotech stats. Cytotechs are required to do the max----around 12 per hour. I would ask him to look at cytotech stats for the number of techs dismissed because their error rate was too high. If it turns out to be exceedingly few, as I am betting, he might draw the conclusion that techs across the board are highly proficient and efficient. But the question would then remain, why is there hardly anybody with quality issues that lead to their dismissal, especially since the number of slides required is set to the legal max? Is everybody really THAT good? Hmmmmmm.........
You asked, and thats what I would say.

 

[Anonymous]

12 an hour? 5 minutes per?
Sheetz, you got it easy. Back in the olden days, it was 60 an hour. Before malpractice insurance was big.
You got it easy.

 

[Anonymous]

I would ask him to look at cytotech stats. Cytotechs are required to do the max----around 12 per hour. I would ask him to look at cytotech stats for the number of techs dismissed because their error rate was too high. If it turns out to be exceedingly few, as I am betting, he might draw the conclusion that techs across the board are highly proficient and efficient. But the question would then remain, why is there hardly anybody with quality issues that lead to their dismissal, especially since the number of slides required is set to the legal max? Is everybody really THAT good? Hmmmmmm.........
You asked, and thats what I would say.

I would ask him to tell this person posting nothing but cyto bs to shut the freak up and move on.

You asked, and thats what I would say.

 

[Anonymous]

Well, what is it that you post? Tell us, you jealous, miserable sales hag.

 

[Anonymous]

Well, what is it that you post? Tell us, you jealous, miserable sales hag.

Say what?

 

[Anonymous]

One word....RESIGN

 

[Anonymous]

I have a "knock knock joke" but you have to start it.

"OK"

"Knock knock"

"who's there?"

.... hu hu ... that's awesome.

 

[Anonymous]

So Mr. Mohapatra, I understand you are having your "kick off" meeting this week. How about we make it your "kick out" meeting?

 

[Anonymous]

Wouldn't that be something? At the right time, too. It'd give him a chance to apologize to the managing staff for screwing up their operations, sales, and equity incentives.
It's time to go, Surya.

 

[Anonymous]

Well, what is it that you post? Tell us, you jealous, miserable sales hag.

That "sales hag", you flippin' lab rat helps you keep you job since you are nothing more than overhead. Go back to your formalin martinni.

 

[anonymous]

That "sales hag", you flippin' lab rat helps you keep you job since you are nothing more than overhead. Go back to your formalin martinni.

I know that I keep replying to posts from years ago but I have nothing else to do because Quest kicked my butt to the curb. I hope you enjoy my replies to these old posts and I do know that I am an idiot.