If we had real leadership, someone would tell AH that this is a shit show

[anonymous]

There should be a prize for the 1st HED to stand up to AH and tell him what a shit show this ecosystem model is. In the meanwhile, any good leaders are leaving left and right. Who will control the puppet in the end? I won't be here to find out!

 

[anonymous]

The ecosystem fails to pay a sales bonus for exceeding goals. Not good.

 

[anonymous]

The ecosystem fails to pay a sales bonus for exceeding goals. Not good.

Be happy you’re getting paid for hitting goal. Eventually this system will do away with sales incentives and be all MBO based, then you’ll make real dog shit pay.

 

[anonymous]

You must not work here- there is 0 incentive for any of us to work hard anymore. No one- and I mean no one- care about this place anymore. Everyone is waiting for the next package to come and will jump off the titanic before it sinks. I can't wait for the next round of layoffs. Bring it on baby.

 

[anonymous]

Be happy you’re getting paid for hitting goal. Eventually this system will do away with sales incentives and be all MBO based, then you’ll make real dog shit pay.

Exceed goals? You missed forecast by 6%

 

[anonymous]

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahah can't hit your goals you sh!t bag

 

[anonymous]

No bonus = no engagement.

 

[anonymous]

Exceed goals? You missed forecast by 6%

Because of Covid.

 

[anonymous]

Because the only people left here are the turds that were circling the bowl and weren't good enough to find jobs elsewhere

 

[anonymous]

Because the only people left here are the turds that were circling the bowl and weren't good enough to find jobs elsewhere

So you couldn't find another job?

People that got picked to stay are making way more money than any of the people that didn't get picked. Fact.

 

[anonymous]

So you couldn't find another job?

People that got picked to stay are making way more money than any of the people that didn't get picked. Fact.

oh I get it, April Fool's Day prank, ha

 

[anonymous]

This company is the ultimate April Fools joke!

 

[anonymous]

So you couldn't find another job?

People that got picked to stay are making way more money than any of the people that didn't get picked. Fact.

Listen snowflake- I cashed in over $350k in severance, got a $20k bump at another company and I made over $76k in bonus. I come back on the old DNA cafepharma page to remind myself why I am so glad I left- and how sorry I am that pathetic losers like you are on a sinking boat that will never rise again. RIP in DNA- it was once a great gig but is not any longer!

 

[anonymous]

“Picked to stay”
Yeah lucky you. The entire co is the laughing stock of the industry. Try getting a new job now.
On interview: “well I don’t have any personal sales numbers but I promise I can do the job. I have the right kiss ass, robotic mindset. I was picked to stay. Surely you want me over the people that can show real sales impact.”

Here’s my brag book. I slept with my HD. Who slept with the head honcho of our ecosystem.

 

[anonymous]

Once word gets around we longer have real sales goals it will be harder to land spots elsewhere.

 

[anonymous]

So you couldn't find another job?

People that got picked to stay are making way more money than any of the people that didn't get picked. Fact.

Clearly said by a low performing contributor with previous IC plans. Those of us who were top performers have never been paid so little, even with the base increase. LT saying 100% for new 2021 IC is a good thing just reinforces they are morons or think we are dolts. Be honest and say pay is going to remain low beyond covid.

 

[anonymous]

No, No, No, NO, NO, NO motivation anymore. I work as little as I can to get by. That's the environment that leadership has created. You get what you pay for.

 

[anonymous]

AH has run this ship into the ground. We are now the laughing stock of the industry. Praying for the next package to come soon.

 

[anonymous]

I am almost completely sure that AH and James R are lovers. You heard it hear first

 

[anonymous]

AH and NO have run this ship into the ground. ZERO motivation to work anymore. NO accountability. NO pay for performance. We are TURDS circling in the bowl here. Thats all