If takeover, what will AstraZeneca's new name be?
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Geez....when Pfizer buys another pharma company they don't change names. The name of the new company will be PFIZER.
There will be no new name. We will be laid to rest. Peace to all. Free.
Pfizer has a long tradition of incorporating the names of the Pharmaceutical companies it has acquired.
The letter E and R was incorporated from WarnER-LambERt = (pfizER) Twice actually!
The letter P, I, and R was incorporated from Pharmacia = (PfIzeR)
The letter E and R was incorporated from Searle = (pfizER)
The letter P was incorporated from Upjohn = (Pfizer)
The letter E was incorporated from Wyeth = (pfizEr)
The letter I was incorporated from King = (PfIzer)
Therefore, due to the generous tradition of adding the names of its acquisitions, it is with absolute certainty that Pfizer will ignominiously incorporate the Z and E from AstraZeneca = (pfiZEr)
The letter E and R was incorporated from WarnER-LambERt = (pfizER) Twice actually!
The letter P, I, and R was incorporated from Pharmacia = (PfIzeR)
The letter E and R was incorporated from Searle = (pfizER)
The letter P was incorporated from Upjohn = (Pfizer)
The letter E was incorporated from Wyeth = (pfizEr)
The letter I was incorporated from King = (PfIzer)
Therefore, due to the generous tradition of adding the names of its acquisitions, it is with absolute certainty that Pfizer will ignominiously incorporate the Z and E from AstraZeneca = (pfiZEr)
Yep, they needed a Z to complete the name. 110 billion for one fucking letter. But Zs are hard to come by.
AZ will become is the "Horse with no Name"
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound.............
After nine days I let the horse run free
Bye bye AZ
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound.............
After nine days I let the horse run free
Bye bye AZ
All you have to do is google>>>>>>>>>>>Pfizer was founded by cousins Charles Pfizer and Charles Erhart in New York City in 1849 as a manufacturer of fine chemicals.
fizer Pfucked YOU Royally!The new name has already been decided by Madison Ave: Pfizer A-Z. That about covers it.